Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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so at work there's this chick that "mean flirts" with me all the time.
I was coming around the corner and saw her and just ignored to look the other way. She said "hey Gucci". (only one chick at work calls me that)

She asks "what you getting me for valentines day?" I tell her "a stare in the eyes. Ima stare in ya eyes for 4 secs". She laughs and I ask "you must been talking to _____" she says "why you say that?" I her "cuz she the only one that call me that name". She says "well idk ya name" I tell her "I don't know yours either. You just girl on the 3rd floor". She says "we can keep it that way".

since she called me a name only one chick calls me, I assume you brought me up to the other girl. Then since I'm being sly, she's playing "mad".
She probably got super wet!!

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what she look like?
 

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Looking at my rainy day checking account and my school loans dwindling...:banderas:

Just saw my homeboy's girl dropping pics of the Valentine's meal receipt on Instagram...$287. Not including the MK purse and perfume set he dropped on her. Dude already has no intentions of getting married and she's all about the family life. :scusthov:

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Looking at my rainy day checking account and my school loans dwindling...:banderas:

Just saw my homeboy's girl dropping pics of the Valentine's meal receipt on Instagram...$287. Not including the MK purse and perfume set he dropped on her. Dude already has no intentions of getting married and she's all about the family life. :scusthov:
The Fukk he do that for if he isn't going to marry her?
 

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super average.
average ass, average face, average chest.
:sas2:

I'd fukk just cuz that's me but she ain't nttn to look at twice

def not worth causing potential drama at work over a woman, especially a mediocre one at that.
 

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def not worth causing potential drama at work over a woman, especially a mediocre one at that.

well she is on a totally different floor from me.
its like a janitor messing with a nurse.
the people over her have nothing to do with my department.

I ain't gone ever try her though so I'm not tripping really.
 

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Discussing what your partner did for you for Vday on social media is some shyt that would have me kicking her the fukk out. What reason is there to do such a thing other than brag, try to make your girlfriends jealous, etc.

fukking sluts.

funny thing majority are prob stuck in horrible relationships
 

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management consulting...hours gonna be :to: but a great industry to start a career in for sure

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I remember you mentioning doing a coop earlier. What are you going to be doing at the big four?

management consulting...hours gonna be :to: but a great industry to start a career in for sure
 
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