Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Atlrocafella]

I knew a dude who got married and went off for his second tour in Afghanistan and the bytch cheated on him with some guy back in the states. He damn near killed her when he got back home and really you can't blame him

Niccas in the military should know more than most that their chick back home is probably getting dug out by another nicca

 

[jadillac]

oneitis

Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fukk ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

...nikkaS! (Kevin Hart voice)

I went out with the Dominican chick. Her body is dope and slim just like I like it. I dont know how she put out 4 kids and still slim as Meagan Good. Just enough ass to palm.

Went to one of those movie theaters that serve food and alcohol. She was feeding me and was showin so much affection, the folks behind us must've had the face. (Note: Wedding Ringer is a good flick but wait til the bluray)

Snuck in another movie (dont know the name but had Sam Jackson and some forgein whiteboy) and after that we went to the parking lot..

 

[Music Fiend]

Niccas in the military should know more than most that their chick back home is probably getting dug out by another nicca

My last roomate cuffed a dominican chick (he's a white dude) before he went on tour. She played it like everything was cool. He landed and came home a couple days early. Nikka took a cab to his crib he was paying for, he walked in and his girl and his best friend are on the couch next to each other. Obviously he knew deep down, wondering why his best friend was randomly over. They had the nerve to not even move or be startled. He didn't want to make a scene, he went to their room, set his bags down, took a shower. Came out and his best friend was actually cuddling with his girl talking about they need to talk.

Dude went ham on his best friend, slammed his head into the dining table til he was bloody af , dude nearly unconcious he tells him "your lucky I didn't kill you, I've killed people for less". Police took him to jail.

Moral of the story, trust none of ya boys or ya girl at all.

I've run into homies who still ask about my ex, telling me she looks amazing and that she's abd af and a good girl. I'm certain they'd hit if circumstances allow.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My last roomate cuffed a dominican chick (he's a white dude) before he went on tour. She played it like everything was cool. He landed and came home a couple days early. Nikka took a cab to his crib he was paying for, he walked in and his girl and his best friend are on the couch next to each other. Obviously he knew deep down, wondering why his best friend was randomly over. They had the nerve to not even move or be startled. He didn't want to make a scene, he went to their room, set his bags down, took a shower. Came out and his best friend was actually cuddling with his girl talking about they need to talk.

Dude went ham on his best friend, slammed his head into the dining table til he was bloody af , dude nearly unconcious he tells him "your lucky I didn't kill you, I've killed people for less". Police took him to jail.

Moral of the story, trust none of ya boys or ya girl at all.

I've run into homies who still ask about my ex, telling me she looks amazing and that she's abd af and a good girl. I'm certain they'd hit if circumstances allow.

Idk if its cuz im high but what a story

 

[Music Fiend]

Idk if its cuz im high but what a story

I felt bad for dude. he actually got discharged and not honorably hence why he came home a week or so early. he was a marine and had orders for his squad leader to shoot anyone who came across his path (one of his last missions). So a few dudes pop out with weapons and get shot, and then a little girl pops out of nowhere and gets shot.

Shes on the ground bleeding out and all the marines just gave 0 fux, it was an accident but they did little to help the girl. The dude whose my roommate ran over to her and tried to resuscitate her. he dropped his weapons and was tryna help her. His whole squad circled him and beat him with their rifles. Shipped him home for disobeying orders. Kicked him out. Atleast thats how he told me, idk how factual it is.

Bujt he was torn up about it. Then when he got home.... Lost his job, girl, "best friend" and freedom in a week.

 

[MikelArteta]

This is why loyalty is the number 1 trait for Me when looking for a woman

I felt bad for dude. he actually got discharged and not honorably hence why he came home a week or so early. he was a marine and had orders for his squad leader to shoot anyone who came across his path (one of his last missions). So a few dudes pop out with weapons and get shot, and then a little girl pops out of nowhere and gets shot.

Shes on the ground bleeding out and all the marines just gave 0 fux, it was an accident but they did little to help the girl. The dude whose my roommate ran over to her and tried to resuscitate her. he dropped his weapons and was tryna help her. His whole squad circled him and beat him with their rifles. Shipped him home for disobeying orders. Kicked him out. Atleast thats how he told me, idk how factual it is.

Bujt he was torn up about it. Then when he got home.... Lost his job, girl, "best friend" and freedom in a week.

 

[MikelArteta]

where i'm going to be working (God willing) is 80% females

my bro in law runs the department, if anyone talks slick about him i gotta be on some

 

[The ADD]

...nikkaS! (Kevin Hart voice)

I went out with the Dominican chick. Her body is dope and slim just like I like it. I dont know how she put out 4 kids and still slim as Meagan Good. Just enough ass to palm.

Went to one of those movie theaters that serve food and alcohol. She was feeding me and was showin so much affection, the folks behind us must've had the face. (Note: Wedding Ringer is a good flick but wait til the bluray)

Snuck in another movie (dont know the name but had Sam Jackson and some forgein whiteboy) and after that we went to the parking lot..

 

[craigsagersuit]

To all my relationship brehs/brehettes

what do you do when your girl says it's time for a change? for the past few weeks, she's been changing herself physically and doing things that she normally wouldn't in the first half of our relationship. shes a insecure chick, so she compares herself to others saying everyone has come out on their own and how she's still the same old boring person.

"craig now is the perfect time to make a change while we're young and don't have a career yet. we should be making mistakes right now. go crazy"

we have stood by each other and shes done right by me, but at this point i feel like it's me vs. us.

am I supposed to just go with the flow or am i gonna be sharing that girl soon brehs

 

[Ohene]

To all my relationship brehs/brehettes

what do you do when your girl says it's time for a change? for the past few weeks, she's been changing herself physically and doing things that she normally wouldn't in the first half of our relationship. shes a insecure chick, so she compares herself to others saying everyone has come out on their own and how she's still the same old boring person.

"craig now is the perfect time to make a change while we're young and don't have a career yet. we should be making mistakes right now. go crazy"

we have stood by each other and shes done right by me, but at this point i feel like it's me vs. us.

am I supposed to just go with the flow or am i gonna be sharing that girl soon brehs

no choice but to raise your antenna and go with the flow.

be defensive, not avoidant.

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

I'm in the military myself and I've seen too much firsthand. I've had co-worker's wives straight offer themselves up to me. No damns given. I just kept it moving. No sense in telling the husband because he's so whipped, he would just blame me. I'm 28 now and I would like to start a family but these women aren't built to keep up with the military life. They just want the label. I still have a ton of traveling to do so we'll see how things play out.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

To all my relationship brehs/brehettes

what do you do when your girl says it's time for a change? for the past few weeks, she's been changing herself physically and doing things that she normally wouldn't in the first half of our relationship. shes a insecure chick, so she compares herself to others saying everyone has come out on their own and how she's still the same old boring person.

"craig now is the perfect time to make a change while we're young and don't have a career yet. we should be making mistakes right now. go crazy"

we have stood by each other and shes done right by me, but at this point i feel like it's me vs. us.

am I supposed to just go with the flow or am i gonna be sharing that girl soon brehs

Get you a chick who's not insecure. They exist.

 

[MikelArteta]

To all my relationship brehs/brehettes

what do you do when your girl says it's time for a change? for the past few weeks, she's been changing herself physically and doing things that she normally wouldn't in the first half of our relationship. shes a insecure chick, so she compares herself to others saying everyone has come out on their own and how she's still the same old boring person.

"craig now is the perfect time to make a change while we're young and don't have a career yet. we should be making mistakes right now. go crazy"

we have stood by each other and shes done right by me, but at this point i feel like it's me vs. us.

am I supposed to just go with the flow or am i gonna be sharing that girl soon brehs

usually when women "change" it means there changing everything including you. Changing is bettering herself for when she is a free agent, or to garner attention from someone she has her eyes.

Let me guess the honeymoon period is over, you've been together maybe going on a year or more.

I'd just keep my eyes open there is alwas a point in a rleationship where if a chick is goign to break up with you the signs are dropped

 

[kevm3]

"Make mistakes right now, go crazy"

you're right. sounds like she ready to do some exploring.

Honestly, this is why you never make a woman a focus. You put in all that effort and she decides to leave and 'find herself', aka see what other dudes are talking about 'just cuz'.

Get to the point to where if a woman walks out, 'coo, I wish you well' and then you continue about your day like nothing much happened.

It's sad that we have to be this way, but better you be able to keep on enjoying life than crying and moping over a woman who would rather chase thrills than be with you.