Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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R.O. Double said:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'Fuck you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now, you're going to be b!tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. Give her the LOOK, when ever yall dance.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!
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@Emperor_ReinScarf we've had our disagreements on here


but I can't lie, you been #Preachin up in this thread homes...I respect your mind and opinion much more than I did when I first got on here. You hard with the GMB stuff, and I kinda feel you on that now that I see what you mean some....Still don't agree with everything, but I respect it and your opinion...so :salute: to you fam, keep droppin the gems my dude...lol

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Yup said:
One of the thing that jumpes out of me is that you acknowledge you've been foul to other women tha didnt deserve. So how prideful were you to think that ish couldnt come back and bite you in the arse times 1000.

One thing i am learning about men is that they go through a stage of treating women like dirt and then when they choose to be with a girl they want it to be smooth sailing.

Unfortunately, as youve just learned life doesnt turn out that way.
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RealAssanova said:
Turb :wow::blessed:

and i doubt i have unrealistic standards...matta fact, i don't even have requirements for a woman...she just gotta be decent/somewhat good looking in the face and have a body i'd wanna devour :manny: besides, i ain't thinkin long-term....but when that time comes, then i'll begin to be more selective.

My problem is i tend to sell myself short. People tell me i'm handsome, i'm a pretty boy and shyt...but i don't believe it. I mean, i'd like to, but liking and believing are 2 different things and feelings. So yea, you are right....i gotta do me. I gotta check out da game for some time and do me...until i get to a point where i am naturally confident and those :scust:thoughts become a thing of the past....i just hope i don't accidentally or unknowingly miss out on pu$$y in the process. :sadcam:
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She has a cute face, natural hair, a nice voice, has a nice personality, and seems to be independent. But.. I've been losing my interest in long-term relationship.
 
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DaPresident said:
@Emperor_ReinScarf we've had our disagreements on here


but I can't lie, you been #Preachin up in this thread homes...I respect your mind and opinion much more than I did when I first got on here. You hard with the GMB stuff, and I kinda feel you on that now that I see what you mean some....Still don't agree with everything, but I respect it and your opinion...so :salute: to you fam, keep droppin the gems my dude...lol

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kevm3 said:
You should never base your life around women or make them the center jewel of your life. You simply don't know what they will do next. It's sad that it has to be that way, but that's just the reality of it all. Enjoy them while they are here, but be prepared for them to walk at any moment.
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Sad to say but its the harsh reality, even in these rough economic times a job still gives more loyalty than a large segment of women out there.
 
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