Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[root_eruditorium_org]

Something funny happened today. The chick who I Iike who's on my bus route ... today I took the late bus again and I saw her and her brother get on (I say brother because he looks too much like her to be anything else). They came right by to where I was sitting and started chatting with the lady sitting in front of me (they were standing). The bus was full and the driver was requesting everybody to move all the way back. In order to appease the driver and still talk to her friend she had to contort herself into this awkward pose and her skirt kept brushing on to me. I was brehs the entire bus ride. Once we reached the stop I got out right behind her and stood on the platform to wait for the subway a little bit to her left. She was still talking to her friend and her brother so I couldn't really talk to her but i wanted to stay close enough such that if there was an opening I would move in. Anyways, the train arrived at the station and it was packed as hell. This was during rush hour so it's normal but it's still kind of fukked up cuz a nikka was already late, i didn't wanna have to wait for another packed-ass train. Anyways, I managed to get in somehow and was looking to my left to see if she got in too. Kept scanning for her head but couldn't tease her out. So I was just like "lemme wait till the train clears up a little bit. I kept my gaze directed towards the exit doors, windows. When the train started moving can you believe I saw the chick STILLL standing on the platform ... by herself!?? I guess her bro and her friend managed to get in but she couldn't. Brehs I was kicking myself hard when I saw her standing there alone. If I was right close to her I could've been slick and stayed back and shot my shot, letting the goddamn cockblockers get drawn away by the train but alas

Another morning, another loss ...

I can't win brehs

 

[Solano707]

So, my homeboy an I ate at applebees this past Friday. So as we get into our booth (he's sitting opposite from me), this girl her child I believe and I think her man (didn't see a wedding ring on) sit behind my homeboy. So she is sitting offset to my homeboy and her man is directly behind my friend, so he can't see me - but I have direct eye contact with his girl. So, she is the type that had that nerdy appeal, she looked like she was Spanish; glasses, braces, nice short hair, very slim with a smile to die for

Let me say that this chick was fine as hell. She kept making eye contact me the whole time (for over an hour). So I was thinking, nah, she isn't into me. But the girl gave me a quick smile - I knew it was on breh's, if she wasn't taken, she could have been mine. the whole time her man was oblivious that we was eye fukking each other. But the fact is, I ain't trying to mess with a woman that has a guy - I've been on that opposite end and it doesn't feel good.

 

[EffYou]

Why do nikkas act like clowns and dont ever change their style up. Just do the same shyt over and over.

A bad bytch is standing and everyone can see shes bad...there always gotta be yhat one nikka that sees her with headphones in whether to pretend shes busy, actually busy on the phone or watever..

And the nikka will see her talking and still try to be corny. It aint about respect its just thirstyness.

And that "i just wanted to say your beautiful" miss dudes do is corny and ill never get it

Lol shut your ass up

 

[Ohene]

Why do nikkas act like clowns and dont ever change their style up. Just do the same shyt over and over.

A bad bytch is standing and everyone can see shes bad...there always gotta be yhat one nikka that sees her with headphones in whether to pretend shes busy, actually busy on the phone or watever..

And the nikka will see her talking and still try to be corny. It aint about respect its just thirstyness.

And that "i just wanted to say your beautiful" miss dudes do is corny and ill never get it

nah fukk that. in some cases it isnt worth it to try...but sometimes you gotta go and shoot your shot. There have been situations like that where the girl reacted adversely and other situations where I was able finesse that number and go somewhere with the chick lol. There are no rules to this shyt breh.

The bolded is wack though

 

[Easy-E]

Something funny happened today. The chick who I Iike who's on my bus route ... today I took the late bus again and I saw her and her brother get on (I say brother because he looks too much like her to be anything else). They came right by to where I was sitting and started chatting with the lady sitting in front of me (they were standing). The bus was full and the driver was requesting everybody to move all the way back. In order to appease the driver and still talk to her friend she had to contort herself into this awkward pose and her skirt kept brushing on to me. I was brehs the entire bus ride. Once we reached the stop I got out right behind her and stood on the platform to wait for the subway a little bit to her left. She was still talking to her friend and her brother so I couldn't really talk to her but i wanted to stay close enough such that if there was an opening I would move in. Anyways, the train arrived at the station and it was packed as hell. This was during rush hour so it's normal but it's still kind of fukked up cuz a nikka was already late, i didn't wanna have to wait for another packed-ass train. Anyways, I managed to get in somehow and was looking to my left to see if she got in too. Kept scanning for her head but couldn't tease her out. So I was just like "lemme wait till the train clears up a little bit. I kept my gaze directed towards the exit doors, windows. When the train started moving can you believe I saw the chick STILLL standing on the platform ... by herself!?? I guess her bro and her friend managed to get in but she couldn't. Brehs I was kicking myself hard when I saw her standing there alone. If I was right close to her I could've been slick and stayed back and shot my shot, letting the goddamn cockblockers get drawn away by the train but alas

Another morning, another loss ...

I can't win brehs

u had plenty opportunity

U shouldve said something when her skirt was brushing on you

Hit her wit a" excuse me, mam" and build

Sometime you gotta shoot w defenders on you breh

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Man I been busy grinding trying to move into a new apartment since i'm at this men's shelter(had mental issues back in winter,ended up homeless).

The women just be coming to me man, and i'm in a happier place and be talking to em,and I damn near don't wanting to be get the digits because I know I won't be doing shyt until I get my spot,and my funds will be tied into this new apartment. I casually been throwing the "I'm busy searching for apartments" and I think it makes em go even more

I met a brazilian chick yesterday at the park and we hit it off,she leaves Friday and i'm pretty sure me being damn near broke saving for this apartment and expenses is gonna block me from getting drinks with her and possibly smashing . I was walking with her yesterday and hoping she didn't want to go into a restaurant and shyt

fukk taking care of business is hardwork

 

[Solano707]

So I am in Tampa - Tinder has been I got like 15 matches in under 3 hours, all 8+ females too, all shades of color

I've had dates lined up out the door, the problem is - fukking time I mean, you go broke just trying to date. I had one Italian side piece lined up, could have blown that back out too, but I just lost interest. You spend all your time being with women, you get burned out. I was suppose to see her yesterday and she kept hitting me up - I just hit the ignore on the celly and kept it moving I never thought I be getting hoes lined up like pens in bowling alley and striking them all out when it's said done.

I got a lil dark chocolate thang waiting for me up in Georgia. We'll see how it goes.

This other chick in Georgia, I mentioned her a few times; very church going, always trying to push that shyt on me. I wanted to date her, but she always be side stepping me. So, I stopped calling and texting her all together - cold turkey for a few weeks. She decides she wants to talk and see how things are... mind you she called me the night I arrive in Tampa (she knows because I put the post on facebook talmbout it's like shooting fish in barrel down here). I don't have time for her games, these females always trying to shake a breh, but when they lose interest and not call, text or even dap her facebook pics she's

I don't know, majority of the time I love being alone and doing whatever the hell I want but I do get in those moods were I miss companionship.

Maybe that lil brown thang will set me straight

I aint simpin no way if she think that's gonna happen

Sorry for me rambling... just got lost in thought

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

u had plenty opportunity

U shouldve said something when her skirt was brushing on you

Hit her wit a" excuse me, mam" and build

Sometime you gotta shoot w defenders on you breh

 

[CASHAPP]

Lol shut your ass up

all im saying is guys dont get creative and switch it up. You can at least agree with me on that right?

Just same moves over and over. With the same dumb expressions. You tell me to shut up but its true...at least when the tariq nasheed type of cats do it they make themselves stand out.

The biggest thots out there know they thots but dont want it to be thrown out therr in public...

But @Asantehene nikkas be in a group of 5 nikkas and holler at a bytch with all the guys staring and wonder why most of thr time it strikes out.

Even though she a thot she doesnt want it to look that way. Bag her one on one

 

[Ohene]

oh shyt for sure. if

all im saying is guys dont get creative and switch it up. You can at least agree with me on that right?

Just same moves over and over. With the same dumb expressions. You tell me to shut up but its true...at least when the tariq nasheed type of cats do it they make themselves stand out.

The biggest thots out there know they thots but dont want it to be thrown out therr in public...

But @Asantehene nikkas be in a group of 5 nikkas and holler at a bytch with all the guys staring and wonder why most of thr time it strikes out.

Even though she a thot she doesnt want it to look that way. Bag her one on one

oh shyt for sure. whether youre in a club or just out in public the best thing to do is isolate. for the dude, it will take away any anxiety he may get from being embarrassed by bystanders and for the girl she doesnt get embarrassed or what others think of her going home with you. plus you odnt have to worry about anyone cockblocking. win win for everyone

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

oh shyt for sure. if

oh shyt for sure. whether youre in a club or just out in public the best thing to do is isolate. for the dude, it will take away any anxiety he may get from being embarrassed by bystanders and for the girl she doesnt get embarrassed or anxious either. plus you odnt have to worry about anyone cockblocking. win win for everyone

These chicks in Seattle are nervous as fukk because they dont do small talk around here. I can tell ehen I say hello to these chicks they werent even expected it and I can see on their faces that they even nervous walking past me...I"ve never had these reactions before until I got in shape.

Though I will say them corner,waiting for the crosswalk to green approaches be weird. I didnt say hello to a chick fast enough I guess and I could tell she got awkward...started walking up ahead of me and everything.
I mean I didnt wanna get at her with like 10 people around. Trust brehs up in Seattle these women are weird. They act like they want a breh to jumpdown and then when you do its and

And nah I aint misreading signals either

 

[Ohene]

These chicks in Seattle are nervous as fukk because they dont do small talk around here. I can tell ehen I say hello to these chicks they werent even expected it and I can see on their faces that they even nervous walking past me...I"ve never had these reactions before until I got in shape.

Though I will say them corner,waiting for the crosswalk to green approaches be weird. I didnt say hello to a chick fast enough I guess and I could tell she got awkward...started walking up ahead of me and everything.
I mean I didnt wanna get at her with like 10 people around. Trust brehs up in Seattle these women are weird. They act like they want a breh to jumpdown and then when you do its and

And nah I aint misreading signals either

lol you should see toronto. timing is def everything though. If I walk past a girl and plan on attempting to bag...i make sure they dont see me as they are walking past. if they see you coming to bag...more times than not they will be nervous and apprehensive. you gotta catch them off guard. it's the difference between your girl making a girl blush unexpectedly and her rolling her eyes or ignoring you as she sees you walking towards her lol. the element of surprise is everything.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

Man I been busy grinding trying to move into a new apartment since i'm at this men's shelter(had mental issues back in winter,ended up homeless).

The women just be coming to me man, and i'm in a happier place and be talking to em,and I damn near don't wanting to be get the digits because I know I won't be doing shyt until I get my spot,and my funds will be tied into this new apartment. I casually been throwing the "I'm busy searching for apartments" and I think it makes em go even more

I met a brazilian chick yesterday at the park and we hit it off,she leaves Friday and i'm pretty sure me being damn near broke saving for this apartment and expenses is gonna block me from getting drinks with her and possibly smashing . I was walking with her yesterday and hoping she didn't want to go into a restaurant and shyt

fukk taking care of business is hardwork

What kinda issues caused you to enter the shelter in the first place?

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

lol you should see toronto. timing is def everything though. If I walk past a girl and plan on attempting to bag...i make sure they dont see me as they are walking past. if they see you coming to bag...more times than not they will be nervous and apprehensive. you gotta catch them off guard. it's the difference between your girl making a girl blush unexpectedly and her rolling her eyes or ignoring you as she sees you walking towards her lol. the element of surprise is everything.

All off this is moot if the chick is actually into you but yea if you remove the element of surprise then suddenly you will be climbing a huge hill. Surprising her at least allows her to second guess her initial evaluation of you (if it was bad or neutral).

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

u had plenty opportunity

U shouldve said something when her skirt was brushing on you

Hit her wit a" excuse me, mam" and build

Sometime you gotta shoot w defenders on you breh

Not disagreeing with this man, but it's a fukkin bus that's packed with ppl and this is a chick that i will most likely be seeing every morning. If it goes foul then I'm screwed and forget about ever bagging a chick I see on the bus again. Can't shyt where you eat man.

I still got chances, I run into this chick a lot. Matter of fact i just might run into her today going home and will have a different story for y'all to read tomorrow