Welp, I dropped RIGHT AFTER passing the knowledge to the breh
@craz_eddy
Okay EVERYTHING IN BOLD IS A DAMNED EXCUSE.
I walk into CVS and I'm right at the end of my lunch. I'm there cop one of those espressos for this boring job
. I come in and kinda annoyed at the greeting the CVS lady that's always their (in short--she's always wasting my time with this damn "card" mess
). It was one person at the counter and another in the light.
She wasn't "bad" in the sense my type is more Tyra Banks than Tynessh (or whatever the name of that light skin singer, coli brehs love, name is). But, she was real cute.
But, I did a quick "hello" to the CVS, looked dead in ol girls face,
never breaking my stride.
All "She cute" in my head and didn't think of talking. SON.
I grab the damn drink in about 10 seconds and get in line.
The counter lady taking all day--as usual.
And all I'm thinking is "
Why do I come here? Why do I do this to myself? It always takes forever?"
Ol girl is right in front of me just waiting. No phone, just standing there.
Me: "I should talk to her"
I was all self concisous because I'm dressed horribly--un-ironed, faded shirt and old all white A1's.
Okay, I start thinking of stuff and was slowly focusing away from the
crap at work and instead of being
mad at the lady takin' all day.
Brehs, I had the screen already set for me...now here comes the pass.
She had a lollypop and lipstick.
CVS lady took FOREVER to scan it. Nothing from me--coulda made a "Hurry Up" joke.
They are chattin' a bit.
Ol girl had the lipstick. CVS lady took FOREVER to scan it. It was supposed to be on sale or something.
Ol girl walked all the way back to check the price.
NOTHING FROM ME
Bruh I catch the pass...
Ol girl had a "card" but not the "card"
So gave her number...I GOT THE BALL IN MY HAND AND I'M WIDE OPEN
She didn't say it loud, but, it sounded like the area code was litterally of the city I grew up in (lived high school to college)
SHE REPEATED IT AND IT DEF WAS
My....mannnn....my was all like "
Too late, imma leave her alone, I shoulda been said something and I'm late from lunch."
Ol girl was done and gave a super quick "I'm sorry"
Bruh
And I think I had a scowl on the whole time because I was in my own head mad about a couple things.
I'mma be like Lebron after losing in the Finals a couple years back--thinking about this loss, at depressed, for about two week. ACtin' like that;' I deserve NOTHING NO WOMEN ON MY PHONE
Bruh, there isn't another better setup to talk than that one. But, I over thought it instead of going it. It wasn't 100% (100% is the girl talking to you, first [I had one of those...
she was married, tho]), but it was atleast 75% perfect. And I got the charisma to atleast get a giggle out of her.
BREHS SHOOT YOUR SHOT
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U ALWAYS OPEN
I MITE NOT EVER SEE HER AGAIN
you still single tho
this is hitting a little to close to home right now
she told me personal shyt,but wants to meet Monday. I'm thinking that maybe her phone was off and she was embarassed. Or am I looking too much into this?
