Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[International Playa]

My ex, who I caught talking to other dudes popped back up, begging for a chance. I gave her my terms & conditions, I want a fukk buddy situation, then see what comes out of that. She refused to be used for sex, but came back few hrs accepting my terms lol. At least I can get some regular ass while Im dating other girls.


I got two girls lined up that I need to set up dates for. One is eager & one seems too shy /uniterested/ not warmed up to me yet.

Its cuffing season brehhhhhhssss. Lets get it

 

[International Playa]

Damn I'm in a dilemma, so like I stated earlier I got a number from this one woman last night, she is the one I was going to ask out for Saturday. She is 9 yrs older than me

Well there is another woman I've been talking to and I'm ready to ask for her number. She is 6 yrs younger than me. I won't be able to go out with both this weekend

I see you putting in work, breh

Getting numbers and setting up dates with different women quickly. You inspiring me to go harder

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Met a german chick who working at a law firm here in Seattle. Saw her at the beach where I was playing guitar and she stripped down to her bikini and started swimming She said she was crying and listening to my music and my music and the sun made her so happy she teared.

Got damn this chick got a booty, she jogs every morning,volleyball as well she says but she short.

Anyway im trying to fukk her hard She hasn't blocked my physical contact, silence where she just smiling while looking at me,I'm almost positive im in there...she stays downtown too and here for 2 months and she bored.

Any brehs got advice

Gonna try to catch her tommorrow morning at the park after her jog, walk her home and ask to come up to her spot . And if she play that

"I need to shower" imma be like

"Well me too I just got off work"

Basically she needs to know im tryna fukk her asap so

 

[Deafheaven]

First date sex. Always welcome but at the same time kills the chase. Don't think I'll be seeing this one too much, maybe after a dry spell. I know this is blasphemy here but I honestly do miss the connection I had with my ex. Made the sex way better. This bytch came in like 10 minutes and I'm sitting here like with this rubber on knowing that I'm not busting ever. shyts trash

 

[Reality]

First date sex. Always welcome but at the same time kills the chase. Don't think I'll be seeing this one too much, maybe after a dry spell. I know this is blasphemy here but I honestly do miss the connection I had with my ex. Made the sex way better. This bytch came in like 10 minutes and I'm sitting here like with this rubber on knowing that I'm not busting ever. shyts trash

Part of the game breh. You'll have that connection with another one.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

guys, i hate to be a d1ck but this thread is meant to be about how men can deal with women. not how women can deal with men. there's a separate thread for that.

if some of yall are hoping to slide into this girl's inbox and try to get in them draws, u can do so. but lets not turn this thread into bullsh1t. she's a chick. she can get over any guy faster than any of u can get over a girl. so stop this sh1t.

quoted for emphasis.

the chicks have their own thread, so there's no excuse

 

[Ohene]

guys, i hate to be a d1ck but this thread is meant to be about how men can deal with women. not how women can deal with men. there's a separate thread for that.

if some of yall are hoping to slide into this girl's inbox and try to get in them draws, u can do so. but lets not turn this thread into bullsh1t. she's a chick. she can get over any guy faster than any of u can get over a girl. so stop this sh1t.

lol u right.

 

[Bald Head Ba$tard]

Don't EVER call no broad "bae" "baby" or wtf UNTIL you've fukked. Saying all that sh!t eliminates your chance of fukking her. When you're TRYING to fukk, do you. Obviously, hit on her, but don't over-do it. That's where a-lot of nikkaz fukk up. They get sprung so easily. Saying a whole bunch of blah blah blah and then the chick ain't interested and wanna friend zone you. Talking yourself out of p*ssy is real. Peep Bigger & Blacker from Chris Rock. No joke. When you're in a position to hit it, don't say too much. It's a HUGE difference having a crush on a broad you're trying to fukk and being sprung on a bytch you've already been inside.

Don't change up on her. She's going to peep that real quick.

 

[Mr210]

I see you putting in work, breh

Getting numbers and setting up dates with different women quickly. You inspiring me to go harder

Yep, just got off the phone(only lasted 30 min) to set up Saturday night. Got the other number from the younger girl,

 

[John Reena]

Don't EVER call no broad "bae" "baby" or wtf UNTIL you've fukked. Saying all that sh!t eliminates your chance of fukking her. When you're TRYING to fukk, do you. Obviously, hit on her, but don't over-do it. That's where a-lot of nikkaz fukk up. They get sprung so easily. Saying a whole bunch of blah blah blah and then the chick ain't interested and wanna friend zone you. Talking yourself out of p*ssy is real. Peep Bigger & Blacker from Chris Rock. No joke. When you're in a position to hit it, don't say too much. It's a HUGE difference having a crush on a broad you're trying to fukk and being sprung on a bytch you've already been inside.

Don't change up on her. She's going to peep that real quick.

That don't matter breh. I call chicks "baby" "hun" "boo" all da time, never stopped me from smashing

 

[Brandsdale]

That or if you can cook bring them over got a byrd coming over tomorrow imma cook a basic dish and she bringing liquour. Ez

That was a plan I had for the one white chic I was trying get a that seemed interested but she ghosted after I told her about the plans for the date

 

[MikelArteta]

the more you tell the more you can mess up.

Until a woman likes you never let her know more than need be.

That was a plan I had for the one white chic I was trying get a that seemed interested but she ghosted after I told her about the plans for the date

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Don't EVER call no broad "bae" "baby" or wtf UNTIL you've fukked. Saying all that sh!t eliminates your chance of fukking her. When you're TRYING to fukk, do you. Obviously, hit on her, but don't over-do it. That's where a-lot of nikkaz fukk up. They get sprung so easily. Saying a whole bunch of blah blah blah and then the chick ain't interested and wanna friend zone you. Talking yourself out of p*ssy is real. Peep Bigger & Blacker from Chris Rock. No joke. When you're in a position to hit it, don't say too much. It's a HUGE difference having a crush on a broad you're trying to fukk and being sprung on a bytch you've already been inside.

Don't change up on her. She's going to peep that real quick.

The issue is that most of the time, nikkas calling chicks bae and baby before fukking be going in HARD with the simping, that's the real killer. Gotta give the girl some space, texting every 2 mins gets tired real quick.

 

[MikelArteta]

Maybe she doesn't want to date a insert, or date a Democrat, or date a Muslim, or date a dude without a degree, or date a dude who doesn't have a car etc.
Or date a dude who doesn't like kids

Keep your mouth Shut!!

When I first met my girl she told me she would never date a non Nigerian, or a guy who made less than her, or a guy who lives at home


Well guess whose Jamaican makes less than her and lives at home and guess whose she's marrying?

Keep your mouth shut brehs till the time is right , not saying to lie or lead on.

 

[havoc]

Maybe she doesn't want to date a insert, or date a Democrat, or date a Muslim, or date a dude without a degree, or date a dude who doesn't have a car etc.
Or date a dude who doesn't like kids

Keep your mouth Shut!!

When I first met my girl she told me she would never date a non Nigerian, or a guy who made less than her, or a guy who lives at home


Well guess whose Jamaican makes less than her and lives at home and guess whose she's marrying?

Keep your mouth shut brehs till the time is right , not saying to lie or lead on.

I wish I could dap this post a thousand times. This is one of the realist shyt you ever wrote.