Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Lord Bison

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lol. are you serious?


Dead ass. I was trolling with the idea at first, I was tired of getting passed up in online dating because of my height. So I said fukk it, time to play it how it go.

By the time the shoes come off, it's too late. :russ:

Everybody the same size laying down anyway. :manny:
 

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Dead ass. I was trolling with the idea at first, I was tired of getting passed up in online dating because of my height. So I said fukk it, time to play it how it go.

By the time the shoes come off, it's too late. :russ:

Everybody the same size laying down anyway. :manny:
i admire the nerve. lol. i couldnt do it.
but i do know if u fucck her good, when she finds out how short u really are, she wont care.
 
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I been getting much love since I started rocking the heel lifts. I went from 5'8-6'0 :lolbron:


Do whatever it takes. Play to win. :demonic:
aint it uncomfortable for you to walk? and i seen some platform shoes and i havent seen a single pair i like.
 

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I see this young girl at the gym on and off. I usually frequent my closest gym because it's more serious.

Long story short I saw her tonight and she was complimenting me on my pants I was wearing (a breh has legs and ass too). I invited her to go eat with me after. She asked why doesn't she pick up some food and I meet her at my place. So I'm in :takedat:

We get to her place it's just her and I there. We talk about random shyt but we are on her couch eating and we got real familiar with one another. I was even rubbing her legs.

So she was trying to go to bed, shower, etc. Before I was leaving I was looking at her with "fukk me" eyes:myman:

I go in for a kiss and she pushes back like "eh" :huhldup:

:skip:

So wait...you buy me food and invite me to go eat at your place and we are alone. Am I missing something here?! :what:

I wasn't weird about it though and was polite. Thanked her for the food and bounced. :martin:
 

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I see this young girl at the gym on and off. I usually frequent my closest gym because it's more serious.

Long story short I saw her tonight and she was complimenting me on my pants I was wearing (a breh has legs and ass too). I invited her to go eat with me after. She asked why doesn't she pick up some food and I meet her at my place. So I'm in :takedat:

We get to her place it's just her and I there. We talk about random shyt but we are on her couch eating and we got real familiar with one another. I was even rubbing her legs.

So she was trying to go to bed, shower, etc. Before I was leaving I was looking at her with "fukk me" eyes:myman:

I go in for a kiss and she pushes back like "eh" :huhldup:

:skip:

So wait...you buy me food and invite me to go eat at your place and we are alone. Am I missing something here?! :what:

I wasn't weird about it though and was polite. Thanked her for the food and bounced. :martin:
nikka :mjlol:

Women don't operate like that.
You shoulda just gotten her number if you didn't have it and go from there. If she wanted to fukk I'm pretty sure she woulda sent other signals besides what you thought was "fukk me eyes".

:patrice: However, it is kinda strange she invite you over without really knowing you.

Did y'all ever talk for extensive periods before this?
 

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nikka :mjlol:

Women don't operate like that.
You shoulda just gotten her number if you didn't have it and go from there. If she wanted to fukk I'm pretty sure she woulda sent other signals besides what you thought was "fukk me eyes".

:patrice: However, it is kinda strange she invite you over without really knowing you.

Did y'all ever talk for extensive periods before this?

I've seen her at the gym for the past 3-4 months. I think she saw me doing something and she asked about it and I offered her suggestions. I even recall one time at the gym she got her friend to introduce herself to me because she forgot my name. :mjlol:

One night I saw her downtown and she ran and hugged me. I barely recognized her because of her change in hair color.

Tonight I was talking to her for over an hour because we were working out adjacently. She's 26 and I'm 33 so I naturally teased her and her friend a bit.


She just texted me saying she would like to go shooting guns with me :hhh::gucci:

Why would you fukking invite me to your PLACE instead of just eating out with me somewhere... :francis:
 
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