Uh huh SmhWell put.
You right. Just gotta get better at not letting them pick up on itcuz I knowing be telegraphing my lower interest when im talking to 3 different chicks at once cuz I be just responding just to respond. It sucks but that's how our brains work. I can always show high interest in person but my text game needs work. So I be tryna talk on the phone now lol I can make conversation for hours on the phone if I need to
My guy! This is the thing. Thats why I dont understand why brehs on here be so gungho bout this online shyt, talking bout brehs need to "market themselves better". All these games are some are really some hiding behind the phone shyt. That's why when chicks meet me they know im the real deal. They always be like "you're so genuine and confident"
no shyt cuz I'm not lying about anything and I'm funny and fun go be around. I'm happy with myself and I love myself. So if I'm fukkin with you then imma make you feel good because I FEEL GOOD. The aura radiates. Yall see me get my jokes off on here. I be like that in real life too. But when you a real keep it 100 genuine person all this hiding and game playing trash. I'm tryna see the real you and I read body language well so you can't hide shyt cuz my eyes let you know I'm keeping it a buck
Uh huh Smh
yall be too good with it
Couple weeks ago I decided that I should start saving more money, and stop blowing it on crazy shyt. I wasn't going too crazy but I ended up hitting a few escorts/hookers off of bedpage.com in one hazy and crazy week before I started my new job.I wasn't even going for the high end ones, I was sticking to bargain bin whores. Always a little too old, too fat, or too ugly to command top dollar. Still adds up real quick.
So in my infinite wisdom, I decided that I would save myself some money by making the leap into the world of sex toys. I've used some with the females I've messed with, but I've never looked into toys for men. Decided to see whats good on Amazon:
LINK:
That shows up as the #1 seller and I see that over 9000 of them got sold just LAST MONTH.Okay, rating is above 4 with many thousands of reviews. I ordered one thinking it's gotta be better than my hand right? shyt got like 7 modes and all kinds of features.
The thing comes a few days later and get ready to try it. Charge it up, wash it out, put some lube in it. . I go to put my dikk in it and that shyt is sore as fukk. I'm wondering if I'm doing something wrong? Read the instructions, watch the videos on the reviews and sure enough I'm using it correctly. The opening hole is just SMALL AS fukk. I put more lube on it and shove my joint in there as far as I can and turn it on. Muthafukking thing is moving at a snails pace, can't turn properly, can't go up and down, shyt is just wack. I pull my joint out and it speeds up to full motion.I look at where this thing is made: China. SMH. should have known the sizing was gonna run small. I'm above average but I'm not porn star status. Thing is a waste of fukking money, haven't used it since.
da hell going on breh?!
Post gets love off the strength of that straight Stats Talk......
Post gets love off the strength of that straight Stats Talk......
and most Colo brehs are P-hacking masters.. .Dating Game and Female Behavior is literal "P" value
Is it going to be that easy to walk away?Got a Fwb been seeing for a minute think I’m gonna fall back.
Known her for years only
Didn’t want anything serious from her which was clear from beginning.
I’d say it wasn’t your typical Fwb set up, which probably hasn’t helped in hindsight.
Been comfy as was getting everything I needed and more
However there’s been a big shift in energy has been obvious for months, especially in terms of seeing each other and just her messages generally.
You know when a woman stops sending you cute messages and shyt lmao. Sexy videos and pics etc
Going from that to what it is now is like getting dumped in a bucket of cold water lmao
And just acting hot/cold overall, yet still wants the attention
Im pretty easy going but certain things she’s saying she’s not keeping it 100 and in my mind I’m just like don’t insult my intelligence. Called her out on her shyt couple of times but also I’m like meh
I’d say lesson here is don’t get too comfy.
Time to lock in for last half of the year
