Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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And as it relates to sex, getting drunk until like 3:30 AM, neither person is at their best.

You ever see these girls at 4:00 AM? They don't realize how much they smell like alcohol, in their mouth, from their pores. In the right amount, that can be sexy, like tequila on the lips, but what I am saying is when they are like wasted, rambling, like the foam on the lips. It's a mess.
 

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That is the dumbest thing to me. I watch my homies do that all the time. It even happens to me. All I do is follow through every time, because at least I am keeping my word. It's the worst kind of cheap thrill to me, to get a strangers number, and never interact with them again.
Getting numbers are useless at night social settings
If you can’t pull them to a 2nd location the same
8/10 it goes no where
 

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And as it relates to sex, getting drunk until like 3:30 AM, neither person is at their best.

You ever see these girls at 4:00 AM? They don't realize how much they smell like alcohol, in their mouth, from their pores. In the right amount, that can be sexy, like tequila on the lips, but what I am saying is when they are like wasted, rambling, like the foam on the lips. It's a mess.

in 2025 you shouldn't even want to be around a woman that is drunk or on any kinda drugs which is 75% of the women in a club.
 

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And as it relates to sex, getting drunk until like 3:30 AM, neither person is at their best.

You ever see these girls at 4:00 AM? They don't realize how much they smell like alcohol, in their mouth, from their pores. In the right amount, that can be sexy, like tequila on the lips, but what I am saying is when they are like wasted, rambling, like the foam on the lips. It's a mess.
Past 2am i’m liable to get ED

Last time i had a chick over past that time after drinking I couldnt get it up. She came over later the next day and I was rock hard as soon as she walked in lol
 
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Very well timed article...
Basically what chicks on hinge do.

Side story: matched with a chick on hinge. Liked her prompt it said "looking for someone who likes travel, gym, loyal, as emotionally intelligent" and she had a gym pic up. Now if yall know anything bout me by now I stay in the gym. We match. I send a her a joke message start off about if this goes well how we might end up gym couple goals. She respond "you gym?! Thank goodness" and how she too grown for that mess. Brehs...keep in mind I have shirtless pic and a couple pics in a tank top plus one of my prompts talks about the gym...acting shocked hoe when my pics be getting heart eyes cuz the 6 pack abs and big arms stop playing with me :mjlol::francis:
With her one pic in a gym mirror selfie having ass hoe. I then told her that actually the gym is a big part of my lifestyle and I even have two memberships one to a commercial gym and one to a private bodybuilding gym and asked what type of workouts she does. Unmatched.
:mjlol: 31, no kids, black woman. Besides that prompt above her profile was all about her lil dog. The loneliness void filling dog everytime lol
But yeah the "you gym?!" comment :francis: I aint never wanted a hinge match to get slapped before even the flakes. But that right there :mjlol: aight now I'm done. Got a nice dinner to look forward to tonight at this latina's crib :blessed:
 

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Pretty sure this falls into that “performative male” category lol

I swear I feel like imma give up on this shyt by the time I turn 36 :mjcry:

What is there to give up? Find some purpose in life and treat these weirdos as recreational use only
 

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This is honestly the best word to describe some of them man. Weird as fukk :mjlol:

I always think of that Lil Wayne song every girl

"I wish I could fukk every girl in the world" no the fukk you do not :russ:


yeah when you get women you realize majority are annoying as fukk and disrupt peace and quiet for the dumbest shyt. This is why nikkas be emotionally unavailable lol because shyt is a fukking burden and once you discover peace it is hard to put energy in it (hence brehs shifting to layups only and even then keeping it as casual as possible to avoid the emotional burden).
 

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Basically what chicks on hinge do.

Side story: matched with a chick on hinge. Liked her prompt it said "looking for someone who likes travel, gym, loyal, as emotionally intelligent" and she had a gym pic up. Now if yall know anything bout me by now I stay in the gym. We match. I send a her a joke message start off about if this goes well how we might end up gym couple goals. She respond "you gym?! Thank goodness" and how she too grown for that mess. Brehs...keep in mind I have shirtless pic and a couple pics in a tank top plus one of my prompts talks about the gym...acting shocked hoe when my pics be getting heart eyes cuz the 6 pack abs and big arms stop playing with me :mjlol::francis:
With her one pic in a gym mirror selfie having ass hoe. I then told her that actually the gym is a big part of my lifestyle and I even have two memberships one to a commercial gym and one to a private bodybuilding gym and asked what type of workouts she does. Unmatched.
:mjlol: 31, no kids, black woman. Besides that prompt above her profile was all about her lil dog. The loneliness void filling dog everytime lol
But yeah the "you gym?!" comment :francis: I aint never wanted a hinge match to get slapped before even the flakes. But that right there :mjlol: aight now I'm done. Got a nice dinner to look forward to tonight at this latina's crib :blessed:

You gym?! = Too much competition, You'll keep me accountable, no crab boils, have to change my diet, etc. (And then the scary female tropes - If hes on PEDS he might beat me, those bodybuilders are crazy, etc)

:mjlol:

At 30+ they want a safe lazy landing, they dont want to have to do more work.

The amount of women i hear 30+ talking about "IM ready for my housewife era"
 

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Marriage makes no sense in 2025. If you want kids and 2 parents in the home then yeah I get it.
I was thinking the only way it could potentially work, if once the woman gets married, she has to delete all social media and penalized if she downloads any application.

There would have to be stipulations around it, like she could only have social media if shes a business (Verified) , and social media brings her a specific revenue and has to be proven / stamped.

Then on the back end , she could get rewarded for her loyalty for not having that (child support, alimony, etc).
 
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