Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Pocahontas X]

The DMV. Anywhere within.

Ed. my ex told me he was ugly on the phone for weeks. Long story...He was lying, and I knew it. Not funny, not cute playing observation games. Never be that guy. But if you are facially challenged, chicks love a funny, honest, dude that she can trust won't murk her and her family and bury their bodies out the Brooklyn Navy Yard if she decides to friend zone him (another story).

 

[Grams]

The DMV. Anywhere within.

Ed. my ex told me he was ugly on the phone for weeks. Long story...He was lying, and I knew it. Not funny, not cute playing observation games. Never be that guy. But if you are facially challenged, chicks love a funny, honest, dude that she can trust won't murk her and her family and bury their bodies out the Brooklyn Navy Yard if she decides to friend zone him (another story).

How do I get girls to lemme hit within a week of texting em :lallana:

If I smash a girl it's either cuz we're both drunk at a party

OR

I break her down over a period of time and then she finally let's me hit

 

[Turbulent]

Brehs, I know it's hard but if you can control your dikk you will wield immense power you never knew you had.

This whole world revolves around sex and men are the biggest targets. You'll start to see the world differently. Imagine if you didn't care about getting p*ssy? Imagine how powerful you could be?

Just some reflection I wanted to share. I realized that most of my dumb mistakes in life were either the direct result of p*ssy or a byproduct of the chase for poon.

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

 

[Turbulent]

She is used to guys kissing her ass so they can have her. She is only loyal to money and at the end of the day, i pay $60 to find out this chic aint shyt. Save me more headaches and funds for me in the future.

the next guy might pay in thousands to learn the same lesson. you paid 60$. major discount...

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Saw my ex's best friend at the gym....broad was staring at me for a minute checking out the aesthetics.

Two hours later my ex wanted to small talk...

Typical "she said he was looking good now I want him" female thinking. The friend was checking you out, told your ex how good you were looking, so now your ex is interested again.

But the question is, did you make small talk with her?:really?:

 

[kevm3]

past simp stories vol 1.


when i started dating my ex fiance wow 10 years ago, like a few months in I was going to break up with her, the distance I didn't drive at that time was like a 2 hour bus ride each way, plus I'm the one who always had to make the trip , I remember when I was going to give the this isn't working message, and she started to cry like a baby , said she is going to kill herself , how im the best thing to ever happen to her and without me she would have just ran away and live on the street, anyone ever heard these jibberish manipulative talk before? well I didn't go with my gut and stayed with her for 3 gawt damn years, 3 years I scarified night and day, graduated/ dropped out of law school to start working right away, saved my money, missed out on family cruises/trips almost even missed my gawt damn sister wedding because she didnt want me walking down the aisle with another woman , lost all my closest friends, up to my neck in debt, had to shell out like a arm and two legs to go some european backpacking trip , used to leave my house like 6am for work and not return till like 1130 at night this was my life brehs , breaks and lunch at work shed call me and id have to listen to emotional tales day after day.

it took me 3 years and a abortion behind my back to finally take my out and use it and even then she racked up our joint cc as one last f you, now of course im not saying if you dont follow your gut you'll be led down the road i was, but when you don't feel 100% about it TRUST YOUR GUT BREHS!!!


i was the biggest simp doormat of all time, many times i wanted to cut my losses and run but i kept thinking how will she manage, what if she kills herself . Well she managed just fine, now im not saying it was all peaches and cream and i was tap dancing like gregory hines when it was over, but years later i look back and

This is why I don't get why guys can't be single and always need some sort of female attention. When you've been on the wrong end of female attention and feel the woman could do something bad to herself or maybe she's hounding you for every second of your available time or maybe she's just playing that distant game, you sit back and remember, "Man, I'm cool on all that." Occasionally you hear fellas respond, "If we did what ya'll did and was that harsh on dismissing women, we'd be lonely." Honestly, so what? I'm telling you that you'd MUCH rather be single than have the wrong woman tear apart your life with her nonsense.

 

[kevm3]

Typical "she said he was looking good now I want him" female thinking. The friend was checking you out, told your ex how good you were looking, so now your ex is interested again.

But the question is, did you make small talk with her?:really?:

It's kind of like how you have a little kid sitting there who hasn't played with a certain toy in months. You say that you're going to give that toy away to another kid and now all of a sudden the kid wants to play with that toy again.

 

[Medio]

Out of respect to us brothers if you're a female please spoiler your messages in this thread

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[Doin2Much Williams]

Women tell every giy they've been with they are the best bf they ever had.

If its not working out cut the cord now or else you will get more emotionally invested fall for her mpre and then one day she will drop them thangs on you and you will be kicking yourself for all the time you wasted when a few months in you were ready to bounce.

I know this because I have been there.

Been with girls I didn't really feel that strongly for felt like cutting the cord but they were fine, had a career no kids but just something was off. Ended up liking em a lot etc
Then getting my heart carved out.

Its why now I don't sit around and ponder. If I feel that way I take it as a sign to get out. And I get out.

She will be fine trust me a weeka month a new guy will be on her arm

You're right bro.


With it being her birthday week, i can't cut it yet.


The battle is knowing that you have to break the news to her...


The courage is doing so in knowing you're going to break her heart.



It's tough... because i want us to be friends cuz as a person, she's gold.







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[Rich Spirit]

Funny how some black chicks get all wet when a man of a different ethnicity asks them out. Then they say some shyt like "I'm about to have a curly haired baby"

 

[CityGuy]

Was doing so well staying away from the hot girl who dogged me out. Maintained silence for a couple days, she text and hit me up and now and I responded. Now, I feel like I gave her the upper hand in having control

 

[Brandsdale]

There is NO such thing as being a "bad texter"

 

[Jesus]

Typical "she said he was looking good now I want him" female thinking. The friend was checking you out, told your ex how good you were looking, so now your ex is interested again.

But the question is, did you make small talk with her?:really?:

I gave one word responses...she eventually got the point. I'm really on "fukk it" mode now. I know my self worth and won't settle or backtrack for any broad.

 

[EA]

There is NO such thing as being a "bad texter"

Too true. A lot guys think it's the norm for a girl to make them wait a long time in between texts but in reality, if a girl's really into you, she'll respond immediately and enthusiastically.

Girls who enjoy the chase and making you work for them actually like the fact that you like them rather than actually liking you.

 

[DaRealness]

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/04/taxi_driver_sues_nopd_mayor_fo.html



And this bytch is an attorney! Yet I bet if any one of us in this thread said you have to record any strange encounter with a chick to cover your back just in case, we'd be accused of paranoia and going overboard. Well look at what's happened now.