Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/04/taxi_driver_sues_nopd_mayor_fo.html



And this bytch is an attorney! Yet I bet if any one of us in this thread said you have to record any strange encounter with a chick to cover your back just in case, we'd be accused of paranoia and going overboard. Well look at what's happened now.

ever see the movie disclosure? demi moore and michael douglas

she trie dto come onto michael douglas but he said no, anyways she said that he raped her and dude lost his job, almost his family but then he remembered he had his cell phone on and it went to voicemail and his voicemail picked up teh encounter.


even if you are innocent and are found innocent, your name si already tarnished once a broad said that you raped her.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

The only fine chick at my job got let go today. She hit me up after and I gave her my #. Told her we should go for drinks

She just texted me so I'd have hers. I gotta find out her age. I cant believe she said shes a grandma. I for real thought this woman was my age.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

The ? of what do you do?Very common these days

 

[Grams]

Brehs tonight is the night I realized I need a roster BADLY

 

[Beerus]

I'm a fukking idiot.
fukkING IDIOT

there i thought this chick wasn't the dating type(she muslim) i aint really try to ask her out or get her digits.
now she talmin bout she was on like 4 dates using tinder this month...
I've been talking to this chick since last october when I see her on the train since we live in the same area.
I ain't try to ask for her number back then cuz i was tryna get at some other chick and when I ask for the number I try to get shyt popping asap.
but the thing is this chick been on my mind since i used to see her before and shyt but we never talked
now im pissed and fukking b. I really fukked up right like im prob in the friendzone or some shyt right?
fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukkfukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukkfukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukkfukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk
fukk


ANOTHER L to the book of L's from purp.

Now Idk what the fukk should I do keep talking wit her(i mean we talk but sometimes we just dont say shyt like there's pause so iono if thats a bad thing) or nah.
like now I want her now even badder I can't keep this shyt platonic nikka fukk that
I gotta go in full game playing mode right now and just ask her out after my finals or try to set somethin up.
She either gon say Yes and its or no and well it becomes weird between us and prob not going to talk again and I her.

fukk im a fukking idiot IDIOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT

 

[Beerus]

IMA fukkING IDIOT

 

[Brandsdale]

Too true. A lot guys think it's the norm for a girl to make them wait a long time in between texts but in reality, if a girl's really into you, she'll respond immediately and enthusiastically.

Girls who enjoy the chase and making you work for them actually like the fact that you like them rather than actually liking you.

These are the same girls who don't even like you in the first place. IMO if a girl really fukks with you she will go out of her way to call/text you if you haven't holla'd in a few days.

Think of it this way- any time you're around any type of girl, whether it be a friend or on a date, you'll see that these girls always have their phones on them and look at it. In reality it only takes 15-20 seconds to answer a text; no excuses

 

[Brandsdale]

Was doing so well staying away from the hot girl who dogged me out. Maintained silence for a couple days, she text and hit me up and now and I responded. Now, I feel like I gave her the upper hand in having control

how long did you ghost her, and how did you give her the upper hand?

 

[The ADD]

IMA fukkING IDIOT

Get yourself together man

 

[Beerus]

Get yourself together man

shyt I am. I mean nikkas dont understand I was tryna find a way to get at this girl for the longest and did when I realized she was in one of my classes last year, and as you may see. I fukked up real bad. and im going into a losing battle(hopefully not but all signs point to)

 

[The ADD]

shyt I am. I mean nikkas dont understand I was tryna find a way to get at this girl for the longest and did when I realized she was in one of my classes last year, and as you may see. I fukked up real bad. and im going into a losing battle(hopefully not but all signs point to)

Fam, it's one chick stop making seem like you lost the winning lottery ticket.

 

[Beerus]

Fam, it's one chick stop making seem like you lost the winning lottery ticket.

I knowwww buttttt
I hate fukking losin nikka.
Especially when its all on me
I REALLY HATE IT

 

[datmass]

i'm the type that can enjoy ones company and appreciate ones silence... what are y'all talking so much on the phone about?

when it comes to texting im okay but when its a phone call, females be like

 

[Grams]

Fam, it's one chick stop making seem like you lost the winning lottery ticket.

I know exactly where this boy is coming from. You see a girl, you make it a necessity to bag her, and when you don't, you have a slight mental breakdown. Happened to me like 8 times this semester still. Some girls got it like that

 

[Jesus]

I'm polar opposite...I'm apathetic. Haven't been like this since....I was in like 1st grade.

Saw one cute chick today that was vibing me...but was like .

I might be depressed or something. My main goals right now are these career opportunities in the next few months though so I'm a little pre-occupied.