@BonitaChelz she ain't even show up
Do girls sense when an ugly nikka is tryna bag them so they decide to skip class? This is the 2nd time in 2 days this happened to me
Cuz I am honestlyI'm sorry
But just because she didn't show up doesnt mean it has anything to do with you. maybe shes sick.
Why do you refer to yourself as ugly?
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As far as I'm concerned, this dude right here gets the Donkey of The Day:
Seriously dudes, don't do shyt like this. You don't need that kind of energy in your life. Contemplating banging another dude's chick on some petty revenge shyt is a pretty low thing to do and not a good look. Just be the bigger man.This guy is as much a lame as the dude he's beefing with.
Just Jane: Tempted to bed my rival's wife | Just Jane | Life & Style | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week
MY next-door neighbour and I have history.
In short, he can’t stand the sight of me and I hate him even more – with knobs on.
Up until 2011 we were quite good friends.
I used to lend him my lawnmower and he’d invite me to his barbecues etc.
But then he started accusing me of playing my music too loud.
We rowed and he reported me to the council.
A few weeks later, I deliberately parked my car across his drive so he couldn’t get into his precious garage.
He’s obsessed with his motor and went absolutely nuts – it was hysterical.
He called the police who gave me a rap across the knuckles and he and I haven’t spoken since.
Now his missus is making it very clear that she fancies me.
My last girlfriend moved out in February and I’m single again for the first time in ages.
She’s been over a few times (behind his back) and we’ve drunk some wine and had a grope or three.
She’s suggesting we take things further and start a full-blown affair.
Apparently he is completely hopeless in the sack.
He’s weedy and pathetic and never makes her orgasm.
I don’t much fancy the woman.
She’s OK, I suppose.
But I am so tempted to start a sexy fling simply to make him jealous and hack him off.
She’s even talked about leaving him altogether and moving in here full-time – now that would set the cat among the pigeons.
Dare I go there?
Dare I extract the ultimate revenge?
After all, the guy has done his best to try and annoy and humiliate me enough times.
Just Jane: Tempted to bed my rival's wife | Just Jane | Life & Style | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week
MY next-door neighbour and I have history.
In short, he can’t stand the sight of me and I hate him even more – with knobs on.
Up until 2011 we were quite good friends.
I used to lend him my lawnmower and he’d invite me to his barbecues etc.
But then he started accusing me of playing my music too loud.
We rowed and he reported me to the council.
A few weeks later, I deliberately parked my car across his drive so he couldn’t get into his precious garage.
He’s obsessed with his motor and went absolutely nuts – it was hysterical.
He called the police who gave me a rap across the knuckles and he and I haven’t spoken since.
Now his missus is making it very clear that she fancies me.
My last girlfriend moved out in February and I’m single again for the first time in ages.
She’s been over a few times (behind his back) and we’ve drunk some wine and had a grope or three.
She’s suggesting we take things further and start a full-blown affair.
Apparently he is completely hopeless in the sack.
He’s weedy and pathetic and never makes her orgasm.
I don’t much fancy the woman.
She’s OK, I suppose.
But I am so tempted to start a sexy fling simply to make him jealous and hack him off.
She’s even talked about leaving him altogether and moving in here full-time – now that would set the cat among the pigeons.
Dare I go there?
Dare I extract the ultimate revenge?
After all, the guy has done his best to try and annoy and humiliate me enough times.
