Last Thursday, me and the boys decided to get together for a night out cuz my boy is getting married in a month and figured it would
be our last days of with him (his girl don't let him do shiit, so we're gonna get it out of his system).
The first venue was kinda bunk, so we skipped about a mile (yeah, it was that deep) and hit up this new spot.
After a couple drinks, i went up to the bar with my boy cuz he wanted help transporting the cups to the table. As he was ordering, right
next to him, i swear to y'al... there was a glowing, radiant aura - shiit was unlike anything i've ever seented.
This ultra fine specimen was jaw dropping...
I don't recall exactly what i did, i was probably like, "Damn, this woman so beautiful, i probably gotta take a different approach to getting her attention." (You can tell shewas mi
So i kinda made room for myself at the crowded bar (squeezed myself in between her and my boy, lol. No i wasn't blocking, he was telling me to come in
for the kill - mind you, this placed was PACKED like fudge. Wall to wall, shoulder to shoulder).
As soon as i did that, she turns around and proceeds to CHOKE ME!!! (and she had a deathly kung fu grip something skrong!).
My first reaction was like, "Bytch! What the fukk you doing?!"
Then i saw the expression in her face and the look in her eyes and i instantly told myself, "GOOD LAWD THIS WOMAN IS STUNNING.... CHOKE AWAY!!!"
But to reduce any further humiliation, i took her hand and said, "Naw naw naw... this ain't no octagon, ain't no stranglulation...ain't no hateration, holleration. This ain't no danseree!!!"
So i got her to giggle a little bit, we chatted up for a second (literally, about less than a minute cuz I had to grab the drinks). So i copped the digits and bounced.
Later in the night, i saw her talking to this SCRUB as dude so i tried to swoop in for the kill by saying, "Eh, me and crew gonna take a shot, come with..."
And she said, "I don't care WHAT your crew is doing..." And this is NO LIE! You know what she proceeded to do? The broad gave me a TITTY TWISTER!!! I kidd you the fukk not. I was, "Wtf?" Was singing in my own head, "Why you gotta be so rude?"
I wasn't standing for none of that... So got out of there.
Her and the dude proceeded to laugh and shiit. Har har har, jokes on me. But I was thinking, "whatever, this ain't shiit" and walked away with a lil strut like this my t-shirt (but deep down, i was embarassed and was really like, "damn bro, my swag -orlackthereof- just failed me." lol.
After the bar, me and my dudes went to chinatown to get some grub. The fellas were all making fun of me about what just happened, the scarring on my neck, the nipple twist incident (each time she did something to me, one of my dudes caught it - so you know i'm getting major shiit).
But check this out, it's about 2:45 a.m. and we're getting ready to pay for the food and BAM!!!
Part 2...
Cumming soon.
It's fixing to get interesting.
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