Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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he was upset because my mom had died two weeks earlier and since then I had been spending a lot of time with my father. She started an argument and when she got angry enough she threw her cell phone to my head. Then she grabbed a knife and came at me. I wanted to run out of the house but my daughter was upstairs, so instead I grabbed her wrists to restrain her. We struggled, I received a few cuts, she finally dropped the knife, took the house phone and locked herself in the bathroom.

The cops arrived shortly after, since she was still in the bathroom I talked to them first and gave them my version of the events. When they asked her, she told them I punched her in the face multiple times and tried to strangle her. She denied attacking me with a knife or even touching it, until they pointed out I had cuts on my arms - then she admitted, but said she was defending herself. She also said I broke her cell phone to prevent her from calling the police (it broke when it hit the floor after hitting my head).

She had red marks on her wrists but no other injuries. The cops believed her and arrested me. Since my cuts weren't deep and they were so convinced I tried killing my wife, they didn't take me to a hospital, just straight to the station and then to a cell.

The worst of it all was right before they handcuffed me and took me away, my daughter (who I found out had seen part of the events from the stairs) told the officers "Mommy cut daddy with the knife". One of the officers responded with "Daddy was angry and tried to hurt mommy, mommy was just protecting herself".

It's been almost six months and my daughter is still afraid of me

:patricehuh: some of the stories breh :scustmou:
 

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he was upset because my mom had died two weeks earlier and since then I had been spending a lot of time with my father. She started an argument and when she got angry enough she threw her cell phone to my head. Then she grabbed a knife and came at me. I wanted to run out of the house but my daughter was upstairs, so instead I grabbed her wrists to restrain her. We struggled, I received a few cuts, she finally dropped the knife, took the house phone and locked herself in the bathroom.

The cops arrived shortly after, since she was still in the bathroom I talked to them first and gave them my version of the events. When they asked her, she told them I punched her in the face multiple times and tried to strangle her. She denied attacking me with a knife or even touching it, until they pointed out I had cuts on my arms - then she admitted, but said she was defending herself. She also said I broke her cell phone to prevent her from calling the police (it broke when it hit the floor after hitting my head).

She had red marks on her wrists but no other injuries. The cops believed her and arrested me. Since my cuts weren't deep and they were so convinced I tried killing my wife, they didn't take me to a hospital, just straight to the station and then to a cell.

The worst of it all was right before they handcuffed me and took me away, my daughter (who I found out had seen part of the events from the stairs) told the officers "Mommy cut daddy with the knife". One of the officers responded with "Daddy was angry and tried to hurt mommy, mommy was just protecting herself".

It's been almost six months and my daughter is still afraid of me

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Breh i am absolutely sick after reading some of the stories. Swear down this shyt isn't close to being fair or funny, like lives are being change because of flimsy female feelings....LIVES!!...like i feel kinda bad when i don't have money to give the bum/hobo who asks me...regardless if he might spend it on booze, i still feel someway about it. I really hope women get this Utopian world where they are ruling/ leading sooner rather than later, just so shyt can backfire spendidly on them :snoop:
 

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I don't think some people realize how cold women can be. Untill your dragged through the mud.


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Breh i am absolutely sick after reading some of the stories. Swear down this shyt isn't close to being fair or funny, like lives are being change because of flimsy female feelings....LIVES!!...like i feel kinda bad when i don't have money to give the bum/hobo who asks me...regardless if he might spend it on booze, i still feel someway about it. I really hope women get this Utopian world where they are ruling/ leading sooner rather than later, just so shyt can backfire spendidly on them :snoop:[/QUOTE]
 

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Potiphar had a beautiful wife, a woman used to getting her way. She was lonely, bored and constantly in the company of an unusually handsome man, she fell in love with Joseph - to the point where she became obsessive about him.

She saw him daily, and soon the temptation became too much. She made some kind of sexual approach to Joseph - 'Lie with me', she said.

Joseph faced a dilemma. He had to either offend the wife or betray her husband. He decided on the former. But one day when they were alone in the house she grabbed hold of him, pulling him down onto her bed. In the physical tussle that followed she pulled off his linen loin-cloth. He was naked, and ran out of the room and then out of the house, leaving his clothing behind.

Potiphar's wife was enraged. She called to the members of the household, telling them Joseph had tried to rape her. She showed them Joseph's clothing to prove it. Only her screams had prevented him abusing her, she said.


even in bible times women couldn't stay faithful. :snoop:

I've come to a point in my life that when I think of all the women I've messed with in my life without really doing anything not saying yo ma, not chasing and all that, that maybe all along its the devil sending these demonic women in my presence to try and ruin me
 

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Matched up with a decent looking chick on tinder, and she wants to meetup at a pub this Sunday :lupe:

Does she want the D or am I reading too much into it? Seems like a weird choice to meetup for the first time especially coming from a female.
 

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Matched up with a decent looking chick on tinder, and she wants to meetup at a pub this Sunday :lupe:

Does she want the D or am I reading too much into it? Seems like a weird choice to meetup for the first time especially coming from a female.

my tdot breh :salute:

nah not really a weird choice, alot of people will be there, drinks that you will prob pay for, date can go long into the night

enjoy
 

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Matched up with a decent looking chick on tinder, and she wants to meetup at a pub this Sunday :lupe:

Does she want the D or am I reading too much into it? Seems like a weird choice to meetup for the first time especially coming from a female.
naw breh, she probably just wanted somewhere public where y'all could drink. notenough info to know if she wants it or not but maybe.
 

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Matched up with this chick off tinder she's a freak :damn:
Talking bout she pleasuring herself and wants some D now.
and nah she ain't NO BOT I GOT HER IMESSAGE NUMBER
AND IT MATCHES TO HER INSTAGRAM/FB
:noah: my streak bout to end in NY :blessed:
 

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my tdot breh :salute:

nah not really a weird choice, alot of people will be there, drinks that you will prob pay for, date can go long into the night

enjoy


oh y'all from Toronto? Man I went there for Caribana. First time there. Can I just say, behind NYC, y'all my fav city in life? lol

The women are bad as shyt. Place is diverse. Love that spot. going back soon
 

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Yeah Toronto has hot women just most are stuck up. Its a city filled with SIMPs as well.


oh y'all from Toronto? Man I went there for Caribana. First time there. Can I just say, behind NYC, y'all my fav city in life? lol

The women are bad as shyt. Place is diverse. Love that spot. going back soon
 

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Keep swiping breh

I can't even mess with tinder anymore, how can I go back from steak to Mac and cheese I don't want to :sadcam:


Matched up with this chick off tinder she's a freak :damn:
Talking bout she pleasuring herself and wants some D now.
and nah she ain't NO BOT I GOT HER IMESSAGE NUMBER
AND IT MATCHES TO HER INSTAGRAM/FB
:noah: my streak bout to end in NY :blessed:
 

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So:

Saw a chick on IG and she ended up being a cousin of my coworker. I thought she was cute. They told me stay away. So I felt like trolling. Got her number. We were supposed to hang out then she calls me and says she can't go. :manny:

Then I see her at my job and we chop it up for 5 mins several weeks later. Then a few days after that she asks me for money. Then does it again. Asks me to text her a couple times, I don't. Then she posts some shyt on IG and I made a regular comment and she like "we not cool anymore"

bytch...... :laugh:

fukk wrong with these hoes
 
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