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Tryin to get my dikk sucked by one of these wide mouthnwhite girls in this gym sinxe they eye fukkin me

Never holla at bytches at the gym unless they showing the signs or wait for them to approach you. Mirror eye fukkin ain't enough.

If shyt goes south, you finna be on that summer jam screen or straight awkwardness if the both of y'all are regulars.

I ain't never changing no gyms because of that shyt.

:ufdup:
 

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Never holla at bytches at the gym unless they showing the signs or wait for them to approach you. Mirror eye fukkin ain't enough.

If shyt goes south, you finna be on that summer jam screen or straight awkwardness if the both of y'all are regulars.

I ain't never changing no gyms because of that shyt.

:ufdup:
Great advice.
 

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the power of yin yoga :wow: i really need to do better at making this a regular routine. been having lower back pain, which has also deterred me from starting a new regimen. did the following routine last night and my back feels perfect. when i was having low back pain last year, i did this one a few times and my back felt better. i could only imagine how good my body would feel if i made yoga a regular thing....especially my tight ass hamstrings :sadcam:



brehs, will going to the gym 4 times on Saturday and Sunday count as 4 workouts spread throughout the week? :lupe:
I'm about to start working this week and I doubt I can hit the gym during the week
you better get your mind right and get on that 5am wake up train and join #morningworkoutcrew :ufdup: work isn't a reason to not go the gym unless you got one of them 80+ hour a week gigs :huhldup:
 

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Never holla at bytches at the gym unless they showing the signs or wait for them to approach you. Mirror eye fukkin ain't enough.

If shyt goes south, you finna be on that summer jam screen or straight awkwardness if the both of y'all are regulars.

I ain't never changing no gyms because of that shyt.

:ufdup:

I had to learn the hard way :mjcry:
 
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Never holla at bytches at the gym unless they showing the signs or wait for them to approach you. Mirror eye fukkin ain't enough.

If shyt goes south, you finna be on that summer jam screen or straight awkwardness if the both of y'all are regulars.

I ain't never changing no gyms because of that shyt.

:ufdup:
Good advice. I know. Never messed wit a gym chick like that at my gym. Been close a couple times tho
 

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Gym partner going on vacation for a week
Which means I get a week off lifting :ahh:

And she was surprised when I told her I wasn't doing shyt while she was gone
Like she forgot how lazy I can be at times and how much of my work she did when she was my assistant :smugdraper:

I'm gonna pay for this when she comes back tho. She always has some diabolical shyt ready to undo whatever she ate/drank on vacation.
 

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I've noticed a reocurring trend at the gym lately where women will take your squat rack when you're at the water fountain or the bathroom.

I went to take a piss and in the minute and a half it took me to do that and get my belt, some bytch had already reracked all my weights and started her set. :wtf:

Then they get an attitude with you when you politely tell them you're not done. :gucci:

These hoes think they own the world and the squat racks. :smh:
 
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