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Old nikkas in the locker room pissing me off :smh:

First, an older black dude takes forever grooming his hair in front of the only mirror by the lockers. Like, breh, I respect that you're trying to get your fro on point but nikkas gotta go to work. :francis:

But at least he had a towel on. An older white dude walked to the other mirrors and started doing his hair butt ass naked. And that mirror is right at the front of the locker room, so the first thing you have to see coming in is this cac's naked ass. :why:
After they hit 50 they all become homos.
 
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Saw my "admirer" in person today, asked her why she never approached.

She said because I kind of look like a demon when i'm working out :francis:


Gonna have to let this cool off for sure, she's got all the check marks of legit crazy and I can't have that at a place I love to frequent.


damn was she looking tempting all glistened up sweaty post workout and shyt tho :noah:
 

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Saw my "admirer" in person today, asked her why she never approached.

She said because I kind of look like a demon when i'm working out :francis:


Gonna have to let this cool off for sure, she's got all the check marks of legit crazy and I can't have that at a place I love to frequent.


damn was she looking tempting all glistened up sweaty post workout and shyt tho :noah:
There's really only one solution here fam

You gotta hit it raw
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There's really only one solution here fam

You gotta hit it raw
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:damn:





to quote the great thespian and English Rhodes scholar from the late 2000's Lil Wayne


"Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex
'Cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text"


Minus the crazy she hits a lot of my usual criteria :mjcry:
 

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Unless you really love her that post nut clarity is :stopitslime::picard::mjcry:.

After you leave the gym I be feeling like I'm on molly. How godly I feel :wow:
Yeah that first part so true. Reason why I stopped sleeping around :mjcry:
 

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I was getting something to eat and three nikkas start asking me questions like, "Where you work out at, big man?" "You lift a lot?" "You must run or something. "

Why do I only ever get these comments from other men? :why::dame:
 

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Feeling a bit of pain around my sternum today. That plus some discomfort in my right thigh when I walk at times. I don't know if it's heart burn or my muscles recovering or burning fat. Gotta take it easy.

Damn near got into an altercation with some old cac at the job over his wife. He got mad cuz I looked at her. I'm like I can look at whoever I want and it wasn't as if I was staring or said anything to her. I work here and run things, ima look at every motherfukker in here. Luckily he didn't try anything. She even apologized to me for his behavior. I was just trying to hold my laughter in. He talking bout he was holding back as much as he could to not have me against the wall. I was like :stopitslime:. I'm half your age and probably double your strength and I'm not even big and swole at 5'7 170. But I sure as hell wasn't gonna let him beat me up. His wife was probably twenty years older than me. I don't want her. Can't with these people, I tell ya.
 
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