Friday Gym fukkery!
1) Spicy cacette (least 275 on the scales) was working out with her in-shape spicy homegirl. Both were wearing yoga pants.
(The whole time I'm thinking it's some coli brehs saying there's some good p*ssy under her two guts.
)
2) Scrawny middle-aged creh was ¼-squatting 135 for reps (with clips on) over in one of the little racks with no safeties. Later on I see he's added a 10 on each side.
3) Clueless spicy cacette couldn't figure out how to lock the lap pad on the "glute trainer" machine. Goes over to the cable workout chart on the wall and can't figure it out since it's not a cable machine.
She sees a DYEL creh nearby and asks him. He
but doesn't know since he doesn't actually lift. He waits til I turn back around and then asks me with a
look on his face. She asks me after he does.
I've never looked at the machine but instantly figure out her problem and show her so I can get on with my workout.
4) Overweight hispanic dude and his barrel-shaped Latinx queen did a 30 minute cable workout.
Before leaving they take gym selfies cheesin in front of the mirror of the Steve Smiff machine, which they didn't even use.
Take pics in the gym to post on the gram when both you and your girl clearly don't workout and are both at least 50 pounds too heavy, brehs.
Tomorrow is push day
status.
