I was doing legs yesterday minding my own business. No headphones, so as usual people want to ask me with advice questions.
Was doing some ATG and box squats...dude and his chick was nearby on the smith machine doing squats. She had the

with the different variations of squats I was doing. So she had some inquires...I answered no problem. She then tells her man she wants to try what I was doing. He responds: "He's fukking brolic you don't want to look like him...that wouldn't be sexy on you. Let's just stick with the basics and keep it simple."
Two badly built dudes obviously looking in my vicinity.
"Why is his ass so high like those football players?"
"Dude legs is too big his aesthetics is being thrown off."
Wish I was making this shyt up. This is why I usually keep my earbuds in and keep tunnel vision.