Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Captsmackabeat]

Don't test those waters, your girl gonna end up leaving you for that new girlfriend.

I didn't want to test those waters yet but last night was a crazy night.. I got to give y'all a quick review of the last three months of my relationship.

Dec 2014

I always knew my girlfriend was bi sexual from day one but she decides to come out the closet to me about 3 weeks before Christmas ( we been together 3.years so far), So she goes on to explain that she always wanted to have a polygamous relationship with myself and another woman but she had to make sure I was the right to start this relationship with. So I am already thinking to myself these hoes ain't loyal type shyt in back of my head, but by the end of the conversation we have agreed that we can go find this woman you seek.

Two weeks later we end up pulling a bad as chick that seem to be down for the cause, We met decided to met up at this open Mic night in the middle of the hood.


As a few hours pass by my gf comes to the conclusion we been stood by this bytch in the hood.. this part of night was funny to me because the did was spinning that Kevin Gate's song " I am in my feelings

I was like let's chill for the rest of tonight because the birch ain't worth it . Let's focus on having a good time . We decided to hit up the waffle house and afterwards we will get a telly . No need to get a d.u.i ,

While waiting on this slow Ass cook to get my food
The Bad birch call my girl and came up with some bullshyt game she couldn't make it but still wants to met up at 1 in the am at the telly we got.

After we made our way to telly , We forgot about the bytch and she call during as I smashing, so I gave her the address to the telly , while gf took backshoots

Bish was knocking on the door of telly room in 30 or less minutes talking about her back hurts and hops in the shower with a night bag. 10 minutes later said bytch in the bed with my girl talking about she needs somebody to rub her feet

I pass the blunt to that hoe and hop my ass in bed

I was blind before brehs but know I see. I have a new profound respect for the song by Future Da God at At The Same Damn Time

 

[Atlrocafella]

One of the best threads on the Internet, period. Some great gems in here.

Welcome to the greatest thread

 

[MikelArteta]

I didn't want to test those waters yet but last night was a crazy night.. I got to give y'all a quick review of the last three months of my relationship.

Dec 2014

I always knew my girlfriend was bi sexual from day one but she decides to come out the closet to me about 3 weeks before Christmas ( we been together 3.years so far), So she goes on to explain that she always wanted to have a polygamous relationship with myself and another woman but she had to make sure I was the right to start this relationship with. So I am already thinking to myself these hoes ain't loyal type shyt in back of my head, but by the end of the conversation we have agreed that we can go find this woman you seek.

Two weeks later we end up pulling a bad as chick that seem to be down for the cause, We met decided to met up at this open Mic night in the middle of the hood.


As a few hours pass by my gf comes to the conclusion we been stood by this bytch in the hood.. this part of night was funny to me because the did was spinning that Kevin Gate's song " I am in my feelings

I was like let's chill for the rest of tonight because the birch ain't worth it . Let's focus on having a good time . We decided to hit up the waffle house and afterwards we will get a telly . No need to get a d.u.i ,

While waiting on this slow Ass cook to get my food
The Bad birch call my girl and came up with some bullshyt game she couldn't make it but still wants to met up at 1 in the am at the telly we got.

After we made our way to telly , We forgot about the bytch and she call during as I smashing, so I gave her the address to the telly , while gf took backshoots

Bish was knocking on the door of telly room in 30 or less minutes talking about her back hurts and hops in the shower with a night bag. 10 minutes later said bytch in the bed with my girl talking about she needs somebody to rub her feet

I pass the blunt to that hoe and hop my ass in bed

I was blind before brehs but know I see. I have a new profound respect for the song by Future Da God at At The Same Damn Time

gotta be careful man its what they always say about threesomes one person usually ends up being as the two get together.

 

[Ohene]

gotta be careful man its what they always say about threesomes one person usually ends up being as the two get together.

Meh. These girls are rentals so let him enjoy while he can

 

[MikelArteta]

Meh. These girls are rentals so let him enjoy while he can

tom your first day at your new gig?

 

[Ohene]

tom your first day at your new gig?

In a week . still waiting for them to tell me background check is good

 

[MikelArteta]

In a week . still waiting for them to tell me background check is good

downtown women in the summer

 

[EA]

In the midst of getting congratulations for my new job from my boys, quite a few of them have said "With the amount of money you're gonna be earning, you can literally have any girl you want" and it's got me feeling a little disenchanted. How can I honestly put stock in the women I meet if the people around me think I'm only getting them because I'm earning more money than most 21 year olds?

 

[The ADD]

In the midst of getting congratulations for my new job from my boys, quite a few of them have said "With the amount of money you're gonna be earning, you can literally have any girl you want" and it's got me feeling a little disenchanted. How can I honestly put stock in the women I meet if the people around me think I'm only getting them because I'm earning more money than most 21 year olds?

You control then energy and image you present to these women. I wouldn't worry so much about it.

 

[EA]

You control then energy and image you present to these women. I wouldn't worry so much about it.

I'm trying not to but I'd be lying if I said it didn't bug me after the fourth or so person said it. I'm just gonna focus on excelling at work and see what the girls I meet from now on have to offer...no point in committing to anything serious whilst I'm still getting my feet wet in my career.

 

[RealAssanova]

I'm trying not to but I'd be lying if I said it didn't bug me after the fourth or so person said it. I'm just gonna focus on excelling at work and see what the girls I meet from now on have to offer...no point in committing to anything serious whilst I'm still getting my feet wet in my career.

fam, what is your job title again and it was with HSBC right?

i got like 1.5-2 more years of finance left in uni and i'm still uncertain about what i wanna do.

 

[Swing]

Matched with this chick on Tinder, real pretty face... but all her pictures were face shots... got me thinking she was hiding something.

Set up a date, and when I met her... that ass was fat as fukk... she had a long ass sweater but I could still see it

Grabbed a couple of drinks, got her to talk mostly about herself, didnt tell her much about me. At the end I told her i had to go, walked her back to her station...

Her: So... are we gonna see eachother again?

I lean in to give her a kiss, she backs off a lil bit:

Her: Are we gonna see eachother again?

I lean in again and kiss her, this bish bites and sucks my lower lip

Me: I'll think about it

She playfully hits me in the chest and I walk off laughing.

 

[EA]

fam, what is your job title again and it was with HSBC right?

i got like 1.5-2 more years of finance left in uni and i'm still uncertain about what i wanna do.

Yeah, I'm at HSBC as a Graduate Analyst. I'm gonna be in the financial data and compliance department but there's analyst roles for literally every department.

I'd definitely say analyst roles are the way to go since the chain of command is smaller so it's easier to move up in seniority and salary. It's completely feasible to be on six figures within 5 years by making the right moves.

 

[RealAssanova]

Yeah, I'm at HSBC as a Graduate Analyst. I'm gonna be in the financial data and compliance department but there's analyst roles for literally every department.

I'd definitely say analyst roles are the way to go since the chain of command is smaller so it's easier to move up in seniority and salary. It's completely feasible to be on six figures within 5 years by making the right moves.

what is the job description as a graduate analyst and how was the interview like?

what kind of questions did they ask?

 

[EA]

what is the job description as a graduate analyst and how was the interview like?

what kind of questions did they ask?

They haven't even given me my job description yet 'cause they agent decided what hiring manager I'm gonna be working for yet. I don't start for another 3 weeks though so I'm not sweating it yet.

The interview was cool. The majority of it was them asking about my CV and them asking about my career aspirations (I've got project management experience and qualifications so they wanted to know if I would want to do that within the company). They then quizzed me about the company and the current project that I am going to be a part of. Finally, they ended off the interview by asking me about my personality and how we'll do I think I can adapt and blend into the company's ethos. Apparently, all the big banks are big on hiring "company people" because they tend to want to keep people in the company as long as possible, especially if they've come in as a graduate.

All in all, I'd say the only difficult thing is the personal questions and making sure that you're not blagging your answers. They'll even ask things like "Is this person you're portraying to us right now the real you?" to throw you off to see how genuine you are.