Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[kevm3]

and how many women have one of those? You need to stop thinking with your Johnson. If you're willing to lose your job over something that billions of other people on this planet have, then we can't tell you nothing. This economy is getting rough. Jobs are getting harder to find. You better be aware of your actions.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

So I work with this girl right.. Been talking to her since June.. I finally smashed her about a week ago (week ago lol)... So here's my situation


We ended up fukking n both got hickeys are our neck (immature I know but fuk it)... So I tell her to keep shyt on the low at work n not tell anyone..

So obviously people at work notice the neck marks n getting to asking her.. She tells this one bytch at work that it wasn't me that left the marks on her neck but one of the drivers she "was" talking to.. Low key the shyt made me mad like why are you using this dude as the one to say he left the marks on u, but I let the shyt slide


So today I text her at work n we were joking around n I got to sayin I owe her... She says yeah u owe me some money

So I say oh is your pimp gonna come up to work

She says he already was, the truck driver!! (The same one that she told people left the mark on her neck)


So I say okay go text his ass

She says "did you see his fine ass"

I say again go text his ass

She says "oh Already am"

So I say okay coo

Then she hits me with "u mad lol smh"




So I pieced it altogether.. Why would she randomly claim this guy put the marks on her neck.. U know why? Because she's prolly messing with him on the side n wen he came in she didn't want people saying shyt to him about her neck being marked up n if they already think it's him then they won't say shyt to him..


Am I being played.. I mean I already got the p*ssy so I'm coo.. But I don't wanna get in my feelings with this bytch for no reason...

 

[MikelArteta]

I make music, read comic books, collect transformers and read books about physics and astronomy. And women love that shyt. Key sometimes to a woman is to blow their minds every once and a while. Open her to some new things. That keeps you "interesting" and "exciting" and "mysterious" which plays on her reliance on her emotions. You make her feel certain ways she is yours.

Key is you do all of this because you love to do it

 

[INTP]

Eye opening thread for the other gender...

 

[Ohene]

Eye opening thread for the other gender...

INTJ > INTP

 

[INTP]

INTJ > INTP

Not sure if serious

 

[Ohene]

Not sure if serious

why wouldnt i be?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

To the Brehs who cosign the "act like you don't want her" game.

How far should you take it?
What if you're in the bed with her watching a movie?

I remember years ago when Django first came out I was at this chick crib with her brothers and mom there.
We was watching Django while lying on the bed in her room and I never tried to touch her.

She ended up days later having random attitudes with me and we stopped talking.



@Emperor_ReinScarf

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

INTJ > INTP

 

[MikelArteta]

To the Brehs who cosign the "act like you don't want her" game.

How far should you take it?
What if you're in the bed with her watching a movie?

I remember years ago when Django first came out I was at this chick crib with her brothers and mom there.
We was watching Django while lying on the bed in her room and I never tried to touch her.

She ended up days later having random attitudes with me and we stopped talking.



@Emperor_ReinScarf

The approach I take is to be myself, i dunno the whole put on a fake act to get a girl type ish.

I've also never made the first move on a chick so can't help you out there

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So I work with this girl right.. Been talking to her since June.. I finally smashed her about a week ago (week ago lol)... So here's my situation


We ended up fukking n both got hickeys are our neck (immature I know but fuk it)... So I tell her to keep shyt on the low at work n not tell anyone..

So obviously people at work notice the neck marks n getting to asking her.. She tells this one bytch at work that it wasn't me that left the marks on her neck but one of the drivers she "was" talking to.. Low key the shyt made me mad like why are you using this dude as the one to say he left the marks on u, but I let the shyt slide


So today I text her at work n we were joking around n I got to sayin I owe her... She says yeah u owe me some money

So I say oh is your pimp gonna come up to work

She says he already was, the truck driver!! (The same one that she told people left the mark on her neck)


So I say okay go text his ass

She says "did you see his fine ass"

I say again go text his ass

She says "oh Already am"

So I say okay coo

Then she hits me with "u mad lol smh"




So I pieced it altogether.. Why would she randomly claim this guy put the marks on her neck.. U know why? Because she's prolly messing with him on the side n wen he came in she didn't want people saying shyt to him about her neck being marked up n if they already think it's him then they won't say shyt to him..


Am I being played.. I mean I already got the p*ssy so I'm coo.. But I don't wanna get in my feelings with this bytch for no reason...

If you coo cuz you got the p*ssy then what you tripping on?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

The approach I take is to be myself, i dunno the whole put on a fake act to get a girl type ish.

I've also never made the first move on a chick so can't help you out there

But what do you suggest if y'all on the couch or bed alone?

 

[INTP]

why wouldnt i be?

 

[MikelArteta]

But what do you suggest if y'all on the couch or bed alone?

[typical coli] take that thang out [/nygga]

 

[The ADD]

So you told her not to say anything about it being you but got mad when she said it was someone else?

So I work with this girl right.. Been talking to her since June.. I finally smashed her about a week ago (week ago lol)... So here's my situation


We ended up fukking n both got hickeys are our neck (immature I know but fuk it)... So I tell her to keep shyt on the low at work n not tell anyone..

So obviously people at work notice the neck marks n getting to asking her.. She tells this one bytch at work that it wasn't me that left the marks on her neck but one of the drivers she "was" talking to.. Low key the shyt made me mad like why are you using this dude as the one to say he left the marks on u, but I let the shyt slide


So today I text her at work n we were joking around n I got to sayin I owe her... She says yeah u owe me some money

So I say oh is your pimp gonna come up to work

She says he already was, the truck driver!! (The same one that she told people left the mark on her neck)


So I say okay go text his ass

She says "did you see his fine ass"

I say again go text his ass

She says "oh Already am"

So I say okay coo

Then she hits me with "u mad lol smh"




So I pieced it altogether.. Why would she randomly claim this guy put the marks on her neck.. U know why? Because she's prolly messing with him on the side n wen he came in she didn't want people saying shyt to him about her neck being marked up n if they already think it's him then they won't say shyt to him..


Am I being played.. I mean I already got the p*ssy so I'm coo.. But I don't wanna get in my feelings with this bytch for no reason...