Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Hot women in their 20s grow up to be women in their 30s and 40s that all of a sudden wonder where all the nice guys went. This is usually after having shat out a couple of kids from some alpha-male type that she was stupidly seduced by in spite of common sense. Even then, who wants an older broad at this point? If you're in your late 30s, early 40s with no kids, wife up some hottie who's in her late 20s and got her partying out of her system.
I myself right now am on the way out of a relationship. Going to stay single for at least 10 years, then think about settling down MAYBE. If I feel like it. If I don't, then ZERO fukkS GIVEN. I'll just keep amassing money, buying awesome shyt, doing whatever the fukk I want with my day and not thinking about some stank ass kids or a wife that gained 30 pounds since I put a ring on it.
Never understood the people in such a fukkin' rush to have kids. In fact, it pisses me off. I mean, if you really only live once, would you want to know what it was like to really live?
I myself right now am on the way out of a relationship. Going to stay single for at least 10 years, then think about settling down MAYBE. If I feel like it. If I don't, then ZERO fukkS GIVEN. I'll just keep amassing money, buying awesome shyt, doing whatever the fukk I want with my day and not thinking about some stank ass kids or a wife that gained 30 pounds since I put a ring on it.
Never understood the people in such a fukkin' rush to have kids. In fact, it pisses me off. I mean, if you really only live once, would you want to know what it was like to really live?
- Use a condom.
- Smash and dash.
- Use a fake name if you have to.
- If you are sure you don't want kids, get a vasectomy.
- Guard your money. It's the man's version of the p*ssy. Women are sluts for giving p*ssy easily. Men are chumps for getting fleeced. Difference is, you can run out of money. bytches don't run outta p*ssy.