Lord Bison
Superstar
Cancelled a date this weekend with this one broad who wanted me to drive an hour and a half to come kick it with her. Ass was phat and had me at first like 
But then as the day came for us to go out, it was raining, she started getting real controlling and testy and I didn't feel like driving 1 1/2 hours for some ass I MIGHT smash.
Instead I used the money to buy a home lab for my CCNA and it was money and time well spent.
I had an introspective moment with myself and realized, why tf am I out here fukking with these temporary hoes and I have 0 certs?
The moral of the story is use your time wisely and don't drive over an hour for a chick unless you know FASHO you getting in them guts.
certs > hoes

But then as the day came for us to go out, it was raining, she started getting real controlling and testy and I didn't feel like driving 1 1/2 hours for some ass I MIGHT smash.
Instead I used the money to buy a home lab for my CCNA and it was money and time well spent.

I had an introspective moment with myself and realized, why tf am I out here fukking with these temporary hoes and I have 0 certs?

The moral of the story is use your time wisely and don't drive over an hour for a chick unless you know FASHO you getting in them guts.
certs > hoes
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