Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Apollo Creed]

They can't use Google before matching?

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Man i ghost moment chick start talking religion or spirituality on an app lol

If a chick was anout that life she would get a man witjin that religious institution. These hoes just frying they brains from drugs and hotep/witch tiktoks and forums

 

[Ahadi]

Man i ghost moment chick start talking religion or spirituality on an app lol

If a chick was anout that life she would get a man witjin that religious institution. These hoes just frying they brains from drugs and hotep/witch tiktoks and forums

The thing is you can’t trick the guys in that institution lol. You can trick guys who don’t know any better.

and those guys whether it be Muslim, or another religion are stricter are their women. By taking this positioning, they can bend the rules, and dabble in / out. More plausible deniability. Cause you don’t know any better.

 

[cyndaquil]

Man i ghost moment chick start talking religion or spirituality on an app lol

If a chick was anout that life she would get a man witjin that religious institution. These hoes just frying they brains from drugs and hotep/witch tiktoks and forums

Yeah exactly I unmatched that woman

 

[Ahadi]

Yeah exactly I unmatched that woman

Now there are exceptions, for example, if you were practicing as a kid and you continue to practice into your adulthood, then sure. But when I see you on an app and you’re over a certain age and you’re trying to make that religion, your personality or you’re trying to push it into the forefront of conversation that I’m going to look at you sideways.

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Like why isn’t she on a muzzmatch or saalam? (which also have hoes on there too lol but still a bit more intentional)

Religion is a hoe’s final form.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Now there are exceptions, for example, if you were practicing as a kid and you continue to practice into your adulthood, then sure. But when I see you on an app and you’re over a certain age and you’re trying to make that religion, your personality or you’re trying to push it into the forefront of conversation that I’m going to look at you sideways.

Spoiler: Redacted

Like why isn’t she on a muzzmatch or saalam? (which also have hoes on there too lol but still a bit more intentional)

Religion is a hoe’s final form.

If nobody in ghe Masjid wants you why would I? Lol

 

[cyndaquil]

Now there are exceptions, for example, if you were practicing as a kid and you continue to practice into your adulthood, then sure. But when I see you on an app and you’re over a certain age and you’re trying to make that religion, your personality or you’re trying to push it into the forefront of conversation that I’m going to look at you sideways.

Spoiler: Redacted

Like why isn’t she on a muzzmatch or saalam? (which also have hoes on there too lol but still a bit more intentional)

Religion is a hoe’s final form.

A lot of times they use God as a stand in for the father figure they don't have. "Everything is ok baby girl, follow these rules and you'll be ok. I'll love you no matter how many times you fukk up and your past doesnt matter"

 

[Apollo Creed]

A lot of times they use God as a stand in for the father figure they don't have. "Everything is ok baby girl, follow these rules and you'll be ok. I'll love you no matter how many times you fukk up and your past doesnt matter"

No theh treat God/Orishas/Witchcraft/Numerology/Insert anything as a “genie” to make their wishes happen vs living in reality and doing work to achieve what they want

 

[cyndaquil]

No theh treat God/Orishas/Witchcraft/Numerology/Insert anything as a “genie” to make their wishes happen vs living in reality and doing work to achieve what they want

I've seen that. A chick i knew used to go to psychica and pay the magic genie to grant their wish

 

[Apollo Creed]

I've seen that. A chick i knew used to go to psychica and pay the magic genie to grant their wish

A chick was telling me about some tarrot card bullshyt, had one brazilian chick try to do blood magic on me, another chick asking what time
I was born (who fukking knows the time they were born lol).

Lotta women are fukking bozos but its easier to clown weird men as we dont value male life lol

I be telling nikkas dont eat these hoes food either (luckily most cant cook)

 

[Ohene]

I was born (who fukking knows the time they were born lol).

lol some of thse women man
ive had that asked too

 

[Ahadi]

No theh treat God/Orishas/Witchcraft/Numerology/Insert anything as a “genie” to make their wishes happen vs living in reality and doing work to achieve what they want

“Manifestation”

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

They can't use Google before matching?

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Should respond to them in Coli smilies if possible when encountering that level of question............this one would be perfect.

 

[Ahadi]

“Manifestation”

“I knew I could get the job” = no bytch you have a fat ass and Bob wants to see it everyday at work.

“I was let into VIP for free!!!! Wooowww bless the lord = no bytch, the security wanted to hit.

 

[VertigoKnight]

i must be out of touch. cause for the life of me i dont understand how people dont realize how weird and spooky they look talking to their phones

she literally

• parked up,
• mounted her phone on her dash/steering wheel or some shyt
• and recorded herself complaining to random ppl on the internet about paying for hinge and not being able to find what she wants

when she coulda just as easily sent her homegirl a text or called her and vented. scarecrow lookin ass prolly did multiple takes too. how did this become so normal? people are completely devoid of self-awareness these days. and that second video was even worse. what the fukk are you doing coming home from a date and instead of just taking a shower, messaging your date saying you got home and maybe putting on a TV show..you set up multiple tripods, attach your phone to them, press record, walk up to the tripods/cameras to record your bullshyt, again talk to the cameras, do some shyt like record you turning on a fukking shower head and all that other shyt. and on top of all that, she prolly had to do multiple takes again, then edit and combine all these clips she recorded just to upload it to tik tok for random strangers' entertainment.

and you fukking wonder why no dude wants to be with your goofy, self-absorbed, tales from the crypt keepr lookin ass.

brehs...what the fukk is going on on this planet? i'm even just as bad for typing a paragraph about this nonsense

These women are warped. The types that need an entire photo shoot before they eat their food.

Or 60 photos everywhere they go. With their private photographer aka boyfriend doing it. Then end up using 1 which they heavily filter.

The biggest issue is a lot of women want to be the main character, with their IGs and Tik Toks. Bytches doing 10 min videos on what they had for lunch and the twisted shyt is they'll get views from other women.

It's notable that those day in the life of my job videos are mostly women. Many of whom ended up getting their asses fired for showing too much about clients or stuff like how much their stores are taking in revenue.

A disturbing amount of modern women are absolutely cooked out here.

 

[The ADD]

@Panther

SMH in this one