Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Nuke Dukem]

how yaw nikkas respond to: "i like your..."

feel like I'm dropping the ball with this "thank you" shyt.

Damn... I've got a James Harden BEARD and I've blown the "I like your beard" a few times...

My guys tell me after they compliment my beard to compliment someone on them and ask for a number or Snapchat

 

[Mr210]

Have your GF tell you about her ex dying brehs

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Lol, yo! I gave a girl a flower I stole from another girl and she bought me coffee and kissed me on the cheek. She also invited me over to watch the game. I used the same line on both girls.

God made me short and ugly because making me tall and handsome wouldn't be fair to other men.

This girl stared at me for like twenty minutes. I was trying to decide who to give my flower to and I caught this girl staring at me. I hate when girls smile at me and expect me to smile back. I don't smile at anyone.

Men sleep on romance. I may not be a macho ass man but I understand it's the little things. I wrote a girl a note on a receipt, put it in a box, put that box in another box, and she loved. It took me maybe ten minutes.

Girls really aren't shallow as men think. Men are shallow. They follow their dikk. Women follow their heart. If you want some ass look her in the eyes and charm her.

If you can, think about doing something very nasty to her while she's talking and say it with your eyes. Tyra Banks is right, you gotta smile with your eyes.

I like to imagine a girl cumming while I'm talking to her. I stare them in the eyes and imagine that.

I know this guy low key hates me because he knows his girl kind of likes me. We stay flirting. She told me she missed me. God damn I love that girl but he's a good dude and they're good for each other.

I dunno how two attractive people date each other. How can they be trusted to not fukk around?

I'm charming but I don't have raw sex appeal. Nobody wants to fukk me from looking at me. So I dunno what that's like. My homie is really good looking. Girls walk up to him and offer him the p*ssy. It's crazy!

My brother is good looking and muscular. He's light skinned with dimples too. I hate him. Growing up I swear to god I never got complimented on the way I look but people would tell me how handsome my brother was.

No wonder I'm shallow as an adult. I'm telling my kids they're beautiful and intelligent every god damn day. People gotta realize if someone thinks a way about themselves when they're a kid that's who they are as an adult.

I'll always be the ugly geeky kid nobody wanted around. This includes my parents. I'm far from that kid, but I still feel that way. I always feel hella fat. I'm not fat at all. I always feel like I suck. I know I don't suck, but that's how I feel.

It's wild how my lack of confidence has affected my life. I appear hyper confident, but that's not how I feel. Everything scares me and I feel like I'm a failure.

I like dating beautiful women because it validates what I believe to be true. I love when people see the girls I'm with and cannot believe I'm with them. shyt, I cannot believe who I'm with half the time.

I don't think that's healthy. I want to date an average looking girl and see how I feel.

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Man it frustrates me at times that some of these women legit think they are better than me.

I made a thread about whether or not I should make an IG so I could fake stunt. Seems like nowadays it's about stunting and fake status

Though it may be frustrating...it helps you weed out the undesirables don't you think...

 

[ViShawn]

Though it may be frustrating...it helps you weed out the undesirables don't you think...

That is true.

 

[MikelArteta]

Sometimes you need to see it to finally reach that point that they have moved on.

Used to look at my ex social media every day like it was my morning paper, click on her new friends, click on the likes it was killing , then one day I said if someone isn't thinking of me why I'm I wasting my time thinking of them and I just stopped.

Years have gone by and if I want I can look and I feel nothing. ,. The opposite of love is indifference work towards indifference

Visited ex Facebook today. She left me like 7 months ago.

Knew in advance I shouldn't do it. But I thought, well, I am kinda over her.

shyt hurt like hell. What a horrible feeling. It felt like she left me 3 days ago. I almost called the bytch, but I knew it was not an option.

Got to be honest, I've been searching for the same "girlfriend experience" for the past half a year. I've been on countless dates, fukked some of them. I've never truly liked any of them. Every month I deleted 3-5 numbers and started all over again with a new batch.

This advice of fukking women to get over your ex isn't working for me. I am far from simp, but I need that "connection".

I've chilled on dating in the last month. That led to feeling loneliness and misstep I took today.

Talk to me.

 

[The Message]

This advice of fukking women to get over your ex isn't working for me. I am far from simp, but I need that "connection".

just fukkin other women doesn't really work. fukkin other women who are better than your ex does work though. you just have to keep putting in the work to meet her.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Social media is funny. I posted a pic of me and my girl on IG and the response was crazy. You would've thought I announced my engagement.

I'm not really surprised but I guess I'm feeling a lil Drake-ish and sad that a bunch of girls who were supposed to be my friends are reacting negatively. I really hate losing friends but honestly them hoes aint my friends if they don't support my growth.

shyt is real out here. Girls in their late 20s/early 30s are hypersensitive to the idea that they'll end up alone. They don't respond well to a good man who they thought they had a chance with settling down. (Whether or not the chance was realistic)

The good news is now I can move on... and I don't have to be strategic on what I put on IG with my girl anymore.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Travel brehs

Just got back from the DR and it was amazing. The women out there was very nice and cooperative.

Now I'm back and looking at these American chicks like

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Travel brehs

Just got back from the DR and it was amazing. The women out there was very nice and cooperative.

Now I'm back and looking at these American chicks like

You nikkas kill me with that shyt

You were a foreigner in their country of course they're going to be nice as hell to you.

Same if some DR man came to America, there would be American women putting on their BEST personas to them.

Take it from a woman, don't be fooled.

You were just exotic to them as they were to you "at the time".

 

[iBrowse]

 

[Silkk]

Cut off all my hoes. Back in the gym heavy. Don't even crave sex like I used to.


Think i'm ready to settle down

 

[TRUEST]

just fukkin other women doesn't really work. fukkin other women who are better than your ex does work though. you just have to keep putting in the work to meet her.

people dont seem to understand this.

yeah, if the girls ur messing with dont look as good as ur ex, ur just gonna be more depressed. but if they look better and they want u just as bad as u want them, u'll forget ur ex with the extreme quickness. i know because ive experienced it.

anyone who says dating after a breakup doesnt work is really just immature or has never experienced the desire of an attractive woman.

a woman who is attractive, has no kids, college educated, will make u laugh at yourself for wasting time even entertaining the thought of ur ex.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Don't be afraid to make moves solo fellas. I only mess with a few people out here for real and we don't always have coinciding work schedules. Decided to make moves to this restaurant by the beach for dinner and met this cute ass Cape Verdean waitress with a ridiculous ass. One of the benefits of being one of the few black people on this island is if you're remotely handsome these chicks are choosing automatically. I know most people don't like going out alone but fukk it. You gotta be comfortable with yourself.

This was my experience in Madrid. I was one of the only black men women would see that was tall, handsome, and dressed professionally. I literally didn't have to do anything. Spanish women were choosing hard.

I kinda miss those days...

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

people dont seem to understand this.

yeah, if the girls ur messing with dont look as good as ur ex, ur just gonna be more depressed. but if they look better and they want u just as bad as u want them, u'll forget ur ex with the extreme quickness. i know because ive experienced it.

anyone who says dating after a breakup doesnt work is really just immature or has never experienced the desire of an attractive woman.

a woman who is attractive, has no kids, college educated, will make u laugh at yourself for wasting time even entertaining the thought of ur ex.

Real shyt. Whenever I had depression about a breakup it was because the chicks I was fukking weren't on my ex's level. After I started dating girls that were better than her I started to at the thought of going back.

Women are the masters of this btw. But their thing is status. They'll get over an ex in a heartbeat if the new dude has more status.