Well I don't have to worry about getting asked to go make groceries anymore
Mrs nawlinsnfinest- bae can you grab that tissue please
Me- sure I got you
Herwhat's wrong with you? Why you making that fa---
Me-HUUUUUUUUUUUUP HUP HUP SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Her- wtf
Me-RANDOM STREET FIGHTER NOISES
Other guy on aisle-
Her- you know what, never again NEVER AGAIN
I’mma be happy for you, swear you bought that shyt like one week into the pandemic, now we about to be off lockdown and you still waiting for itKettlebell finally suppose to come in this weekend.I can see the light
Dude going to be taking it with him to the gym with his name on it......I’mma be happy for you, swear you bought that shyt like one week into the pandemic, now we about to be off lockdown and you still waiting for it
I wanted to workout and deep clean the house
So which type of home workout person are y'all
The type that just wanna get it done, no extra
Or
The ones that gotta be in the driveway shirts off e.t.c doing the most just for attention
Because that ain’t the only thing you deep clean around thereI don't know why she put up with my shenanigans
Because that ain’t the only thing you deep clean around there
you know it
I’mma be happy for you, swear you bought that shyt like one week into the pandemic, now we about to be off lockdown and you still waiting for it
It came in today ain’t felt like this since I was 9 and got the power rangers megazord set for Christmas
Was gonna do back but tomorrow is leg day
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fukk y’all
*that might not be a bad idea tho*
Even bring my own cable attachments.
