Essential Random Gym Thoughts Revisited...

[PortCityProphet]

Just got an email that my gym is illegally opening up before the city allows them
...just gotta sign a waiver and you get an hour slot with 10 other people

Gotta hack the system and see what time all the womens signing up for

 

[PortCityProphet]

After i finished eating my 4 slices of Caribbean shrimp pizza (which was bomb af btw lemme know if you want pics ) I was starring at myself full of disgust in the mirror. You sloppy muthafukka you
Then I got the thinking, can men have FUPAs? Fat Upper Penis Area I aint got one I was just wondering
Then I pulled my draws up a lil and I can see why women like that high waisted shyt it hold some of them lovehandles in

 

[KidJSoul]

Okay no but for real, should I buy some weights/equipment? If so what types?

All I have is two 25lb dumbbells. NO pullup bar or anything else. Gym closed, not interested in going until this covid shyt truly dies down.

Is that good enough to get big? I'm aiming for a physique in between Adrian Peterson and Simeon Panda.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Got a black americano from Peet’s and was zooted. Ended up doing two spin classes, abs, pushups and stretching.

will hit legs mañana

 

[PortCityProphet]

Okay no but for real, should I buy some weights/equipment? If so what types?

All I have is two 25lb dumbbells. NO pullup bar or anything else. Gym closed, not interested in going until this covid shyt truly dies down.

Is that good enough to get big? I'm aiming for a physique in between Adrian Peterson and Simeon Panda.

How big are you now? How much mass do you have on you?
What's your diet lookin like? You an ole cookie and honeybun eating nikka or you keep it clean?

 

[CanesMiamiLakers]

It’s impossible to get your girl/baby mama to workout

 

[Swirv]

Just got an email that my gym is illegally opening up before the city allows them
...just gotta sign a waiver and you get an hour slot with 10 other people

You about to be training without electricity and water service like this gym in my state. Folks were squatting in the dark with flashlights

the city put locks on the door now tho

 

[Son Goku]

You about to be training without electricity and water service like this gym in my state. Folks were squatting in the dark with flashlights

the city put locks on the door now tho

Then we shall train in the shade.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I almost dropped 315 on the squat cause Lloyd Banks line about Kelly Price made me laugh.
I had to stop rerack and chuckle. That line gets me everytime Every single time

 

[PortCityProphet]

It’s impossible to get your girl/baby mama to workout

And when she does start you gotta look at her like
Wh(o)at made you decide to up and start now?

 

[jilla82]

You about to be training without electricity and water service like this gym in my state. Folks were squatting in the dark with flashlights

the city put locks on the door now tho

nahhh...I went today and see what they are doing.

The city allowed private gyms to open a few weeks ago...
...so what my gym is doing is letting 10 people per hour signup in advance.

Its a super small family type gym...so I dont see anyone really tripping.

These cities are ready to open up...they arent generating any revenue and between the riots and covid a lot of these businesses arent going to make it.

 

[KidJSoul]

How big are you now? How much mass do you have on you?
What's your diet lookin like? You an ole cookie and honeybun eating nikka or you keep it clean?

I have visible muscle (defined shoulders, chest). I mostly eat clean as well, but obviously on holidays I can have some cheat meals.

Body is sorta similar to this, except with some stubborn love handles (but they aren't too bad)

I wanna get a good V taper, big shoulders, big arms, big chest and thick/wide back

 

[PortCityProphet]

I have visible muscle (defined shoulders, chest). I mostly eat clean as well, but obviously on holidays I can have some cheat meals.

Body is sorta similar to this, except with some stubborn love handles (but they aren't too bad)

I wanna get a good V taper, big shoulders, big arms, big chest and thick/wide back

Bruh if you lookin anything like that then you already there just do some weighted cardio and youd prolly kill them love handles
Panda on that juice. So keep that in mind.

 

[CanesMiamiLakers]

And when she does start you gotta look at her like
Wh(o)at made you decide to up and start now?

I don’t care who make em start just do it

 

[The ADD]

After i finished eating my 4 slices of Caribbean shrimp pizza (which was bomb af btw lemme know if you want pics ) I was starring at myself full of disgust in the mirror. You sloppy muthafukka you
Then I got the thinking, can men have FUPAs? Fat Upper Penis Area I aint got one I was just wondering
Then I pulled my draws up a lil and I can see why women like that high waisted shyt it hold some of them lovehandles in

Only you could come up with this type of post